[astha]

SANTA: YAAR BANTA MUJHE CHASMA LE DO MUJHE DOOR KA DHIKAYI NAHI DETA HAI
BANTA BAHAAR LE JAATE HUE: WOH KYA HAI?
SANTA: SURAJ
BANTA:ABE AUR KITNA DOOR DEKHEGA


santa -I want to gift something to my girlfriend
banta -give her a gold ring
Santa-Nahi Kuch Badi cheez bata
banta- MRF Ka Tyre De De.


Santa:What should we do? The water level has risen above the danger mark.
Banta:Raise the danger level mark up by a few meters.


One day Santa told Banta that Hindustan & Bharat are on war.
Banta replied but we live in India