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27th March 2006, 07:31 PM
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
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28th March 2006, 01:00 AM
maine poora nahi padha ... (sorry time nahi tha)
lekin jitna padha accha tha
Yun Mile Ke Mulakaat Na Ho Saki,
Honth Kaape Magar Koi Baat Na Ho Saki,
Meri Khamosh Nigahen Har Baat Keh Gayi,
Aur Unko Shikayat Hai Ki Baat Na Ho Saki.... (nm)
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thx 4 reply
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