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3rd August 2008, 01:58 PM
Santa radio lekar khet me toilet karne gaya, Banta: aaj to tune maje se ki hogi, Santa: khak maje se ki radio pe jan-gan-man aagaya khade khade karni padi |
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18th August 2008, 05:59 PM
is pe aachi shayri send kar der plz im vinita
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17th September 2008, 09:17 PM
Goog Yaar Goos
Goog Yaar Goos Goog Yaar Goos Goog Yaar Goos |
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18th September 2008, 09:05 PM
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan. i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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18th September 2008, 09:07 PM
Santa: I am a proud Sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: Really, what is he studying? Santa: He is not studying... They are studying him i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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18th September 2008, 09:08 PM
SANTA: YAAR BANTA MUJHE CHASMA LE DO MUJHE DOOR KA DHIKAYI NAHI DETA HAI
BANTA BAHAAR LE JAATE HUE: WOH KYA HAI? SANTA: SURAJ BANTA:ABE AUR KITNA DOOR DEKHEGA santa -I want to gift something to my girlfriend banta -give her a gold ring Santa-Nahi Kuch Badi cheez bata banta- MRF Ka Tyre De De. Santa:What should we do? The water level has risen above the danger mark. Banta:Raise the danger level mark up by a few meters. One day Santa told Banta that Hindustan & Bharat are on war. Banta replied but we live in India i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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29th October 2008, 06:27 PM
Sardar apni BV Ko bitha kar ja raha tha.
Santa bola!sardarji,lover he? Sardar-lover hogi teri,meri to BV hai. |
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Send:cool_joke2u to 567678 -
29th October 2008, 06:31 PM
Boss:where were u born?
Sardar:Punjab! Boss:which Part? Sardar  ye,gadhe!Whole body born in Punjab |
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29th October 2008, 06:34 PM
Boss:what is ur BirthDAY?
Sardar:13th NOV. Boss:Which year? Sardar:ullu k paththe!Every Year. :-)) send: Cool_joke2u to 567678 (toll free on some sim) and get 8jokes/day at no cost. |
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29th October 2008, 06:36 PM
Osama:how r u?
Amitabh:bas.KaBHI kHUSI KABHI GAM.AUR AAP? OSHAMA:BAS.KABHI GOLI KABHI BOMB. send: Join Cool_joke2u to 567678 |
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Send: JOIN COOL_JOKE2U to 567678 |
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Send: JOIN COOL_JOKE2U to 567678 -
29th October 2008, 06:38 PM
Ek sardar sukhe darya me boat chala raha tha
Dusra Sardar:aise sardar hi hamara nam kharab kARTE he,agar muje swiming ati to ja K sale ko bahut marta |
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29th October 2008, 06:42 PM
Santa:marte Waqt Aadmi ko kya dena chahiye.
BANTA-Birla Cement. Santa-Kyo? Banta-KYON KI... CEMENT MEIN JAAN HAI! |
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