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29th September 2007, 06:23 PM
all of ur sms were just mind blowing dear
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1st October 2007, 11:02 AM
thx a lot anamika
 tc i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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8th October 2007, 03:44 AM
Shah Jahan Ne TAJMAHAL Ki Har Deewar Ko dekha - - - -Har Kaleen Ko Dekha - - - Har Khidki ko dekha - - - Aur Bola: MAA KASAM! MAZAAK MAZAAK ME BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA! Dunya ke sitam ka koi hisaab nahi, Lekin meri houslo ka bhi jawaab nahi...
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8th October 2007, 08:20 PM
 red rose 4 luv yellow 4 frdship white 4 peace which rose 4 u? guess!!! nima rose tan ki durgandh dur kare i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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9th October 2007, 03:34 PM
LOVE AND FRIEND ARE WALKING IN VILLAGE
LOVE FALLS INTO A WELL WHY? COZ LOVE IS BLIND... FRIEND ALSO JUMP INSIDE WHY? LOVE KE LIYE SAALA KUCH BHI KAREGA.... |
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12th October 2007, 11:48 PM
Ek SHEHANSHAAH Ne Banvaa Ke Hansee Taj Mahal...
Hum Gareebo Ki Mohabbat Ka Udaaya Hai MAZAAKK..!! |
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12th October 2007, 11:49 PM
Ai Mere Dost, Mere Humsafar, VO ACHCHHA THA.!
Jo Tere Saath Me Gujra Safar VO ACHCHHA THA.! Na Hota Ishq Ka Kuch Bhi Asar, VO ACHCHHA THA.! Hum Idhar Theek The To Udhar VO ACHCHHA THA.! Main Tujhko Chaahta Tha, Ye Meri Buraayee Thi.. Tabaah Jisne Kiya Tera Dar, VO ACHCHHA THA.! Mujh Hi Ko Raas Na Shaayad Vahaa Ke Log Aaye... Varnaa Jis Haal Me Bhi Tha Shahar VO ACHCHHA THA.! Aaj Me Janta Hu Sab To Uljhane Hain Bahut, Kal Me Duniya Se Tha Bekhabar, VO ACHCHHA THA.! Raaste Me Jo Kata Sar TO Sada Ye Aayi.. Vaste Iske Namuraad Dar VO ACHCHHA THA.! Dil Tarasta He Jisko Aaj Dekhne Ke Liye... Kaash Aata Na Yaad Umra Bhar VO ACHCHHA THA.! Our... Mera Naseeb Ki Ta-Umra Usko Paa Na Saka... Bura Mana Ki "ABHAY" Tha Magar, VO ACHCHHA THA.! |
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20th October 2007, 03:08 PM
last 1 seems 2 b in wrong thread ..
i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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27th October 2007, 03:54 AM
3 fastest means of communication;
Television Telephone Tell a woman |
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27th October 2007, 03:56 AM
bakri chadhi pahad pe
bakri chadhi pahad pe fir utar gayi |
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27th October 2007, 03:59 AM
Judge:ur crossin the limits
Lawyer:kon salla kehta he? Judge:how dare u to call me salla? Lawyer:my lord,i said kon sa law kehta he? |
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27th October 2007, 04:01 AM
i wrote ur name on sand it got washed away!
i wrote ur name in the air it got blown away! so i wrote ur name in my heart salaa heart attack aa gaya |
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27th October 2007, 04:03 AM
santa
 i yaar electricity na hoti to kya hota?banta:kuch nahi yaar humko TV candle light me dekhna padta. |
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27th October 2007, 04:07 AM
god is so wise that he never ceated FRIENDS with price tags,coz....if he did,
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27th October 2007, 04:10 AM
i saw some thing in the shope window today,
it was stunning,sexy,cute,hot n adorable, i was supposed to buy it foR you till i realised it was my own REFLECTION. |
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27th October 2007, 04:12 AM
how do you make santa laugh on SATURDAY?
tell him a joke on TUESDAY!!!!!! |
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27th October 2007, 04:14 AM
mandir me jaap karta hu masjid me aadb karta hu,
insaan se kahi bhagwan na ban jawu is liye roz tuje txt karke paap karta hu! |
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29th October 2007, 04:35 PM
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i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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29th October 2007, 04:36 PM
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7th November 2007, 12:48 PM
jab se khyaalo me tumhari tasvir banaayi hai ..
mera .. din ko.. raat ko.. subha ko.. shaam ko.. dophar ko.. has-has k bura haal ho gaya hai! i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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hi -
8th November 2007, 02:12 AM
hi aastha tumhara dost tumhari shayri padhi bahut achhi lagi
aap kya jano kitna yaad karte hai har pal tumhari fariyad karte hai roz khat likhte hai "cartoon network" ko tumhe dikhane ki maang karte hai |
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9th November 2007, 08:21 PM
thx
Wen i was sad u were there. Wen i was crying u were there. Wen i was unhappy u were there. Now i hav understood ki... saare fasaad ki jad tu hai!!! i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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hi aastha -
10th November 2007, 01:40 AM
hi aastha bahut achha ab ye suno
hum tumse milna chahte hai tumhe dekhna chahte hai tumse bat karna chahte hai lekin ye log bahut zalim hai kahete hai "zoo" bandh ho gaya hai kal aana |
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15th November 2007, 04:31 PM
BOY : Muje 1 aadmi ne chaku
dikhakar ke loot liya. FRIEND : Par tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti he... BOY : Wo maine chupa di thi varana wo bhi loot leta !!! ******************************************* Mujse Itana rista banaye rakhna Mera Pyaar dil mai basaye rakhna.. Wakt ko koi bandh nahi sakta par is Pyaar ko palko me sayaye rakhana ****************************************** ANU...
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15th November 2007, 04:32 PM
Chuhe ne sherni ko propose kiya ...
sherni boli : Abe apna sharir to dekh ??!!! Chuha bola : are sharir pe na ja CONFIDANCE to dekh !!! ; ) ******************************************* Mujse Itana rista banaye rakhna Mera Pyaar dil mai basaye rakhna.. Wakt ko koi bandh nahi sakta par is Pyaar ko palko me sayaye rakhana ****************************************** ANU...
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15th November 2007, 07:37 PM
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hi -
15th November 2007, 11:24 PM
ek pati ne apni patni ko america se chitthi likhi aur likha ki darling is baar paiso ki jagah bahut sari kiss bhej raha hu aur thode dino bad usne phone kiya
pati: kaisi ho darling patni: achhi hu pati:sab kaisa chal raha hai patni:achha chal raha hai maine sabke bil chuka diye hai light bill wale ko 10 kiss di hai hamare dhobi ko 15 kiss di hai aur ye makan malik thoda ziddi hai 20 pe bhi nahi maan raha hai |
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Generation Gaps -
18th November 2007, 03:14 PM
GENERATION NEXT : Teacher : Who is Mahatma Gandhi ? Student : He is a great hero who helped munna bhai to impress his Girl Friend ... !! ******************************************* Mujse Itana rista banaye rakhna Mera Pyaar dil mai basaye rakhna.. Wakt ko koi bandh nahi sakta par is Pyaar ko palko me sayaye rakhana ****************************************** ANU...
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wah wah |
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wah wah -
19th November 2007, 02:52 PM
astha ji peri pena............shayri me aap ho desi khoya aur malayee.....aur mai hoo kalyugi artificial chhena...........aap sachin tendulkar aur hum hai cricket se bekhabar.....
aap ho nascafe ki coffee aur bikaneri pulao........to hum hai sukhi roti aur bager doodh ki chaye sABsE bHALi sHaRaaB HaI................... |
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apne yeh kameena pan kaha se sikaha. |
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apne yeh kameena pan kaha se sikaha. -
24th November 2007, 02:43 PM
quote=astha;215902]Itna khoobsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna qaatil kaise sharmaa lete ho kitni aassani se jaan le lo lete ho.. kissi ne sikhaaya hai ya bachpan se he kameene ho[/quote] very nice astha apne yeh kameena p n kaha se sikaha |
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24th November 2007, 02:46 PM
astha ji peri pena............shayri me aap ho desi khoya aur malayee.....aur mai hoo kalyugi artificial chhena...........aap sachin tendulkar aur hum hai cricket se bekhabar.....
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24th November 2007, 02:59 PM
hum tumse milna chahte hai
tumhe dekhna chahte hai tumse bat karna chahte hai lekin ye log bahut zalim hai kahete hai "zoo" bandh ho gaya hai kal aana |
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hi sania -
26th November 2007, 12:56 AM
hi sania bahut khub par ye kya baat hui ye to hum ne likha tha par aapne kuch kaha bhi nahi ki aapko kaisa laga aur dubara yaha likh diya yaar kam se kam ek daad to milni chahiye na
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hi friends -
26th November 2007, 03:24 AM
ek punjabi bahut udas tha to uske dost ne puchha kya hua to usne kaha are yaar mujhe paiso ki jarurat hai to uske dost ne kaha are yaar tum shivaji se prarthna karo vo tumhe jarur musibat se nikalenge to vo shivji ke mandir me gaya
aur usne dekha ki shivji ki bahut badi murti hai vo waha baith gaya aur hath jodkar aankh bandhkar bola shivji aap to ittne badde ho ittne mahaan ho to mainu 100 rupiye ki madam kar do to ek pujari ne use prarthna karte dekh liya aur socha ki mujhe iski madad karni chahiye to usne shivji ki murti ke pichhe ja kar 100 rupiye ki note niche rakh di aur note dekhkar punjabi khush ho gaya aur bola tumhara bahut bahut sukhriya shivji aur phir kuch din baad us pujari ne punjabi ko aate dekha aur jaldi se usne shivji ki jagah ganpati ki murti rakh di jaise hi vo punjabi aaya aur usne ganpati ki murti dekhi to dhire se pass jakar bola oya puttar pappa kitthe hai |
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chorni -
26th November 2007, 11:11 AM
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chorni -
26th November 2007, 11:16 AM
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aur suno.......suno suno sunti jao........ aur mera ye sher v churao.......... kyo k chori karne wale ka dimag sabse sharp hota hai aur mai v to chri hi kar k lata hoon mera kon sa apna wala hota hai.........ha ha ha h ah ah ah ah ah a sABsE bHALi sHaRaaB HaI................... |
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astha ji aapke sher se lagta hai aap ho 1 manje huwe shayar fir kyo banti ho lier itne acche acche sher kese bana leti ho ye apki hi dimag ki upaj hoti hai ya aap v meri tarah kisi k chura leti ho.......lol... sABsE bHALi sHaRaaB HaI................... |
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26th November 2007, 12:58 PM
v smart sania....
******************************************* Mujse Itana rista banaye rakhna Mera Pyaar dil mai basaye rakhna.. Wakt ko koi bandh nahi sakta par is Pyaar ko palko me sayaye rakhana ****************************************** ANU...
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