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Talking Some Of The Problems With Girls >> every1 zaroor perna its a fact - 27th March 2005, 12:14 AM

Some Of The Problems With Girls R :

If U Treat Her Nicely, She Says U R Flirting With Her;

If U Don't, She Says U R Rude.

If U Dress Nicely, She Says U R Trying To Impress Her;

If U Don't, She Says U R From Timbuktu.

If U Argue With Her, She Says U Dont Understand Her;
If U Keep Quiet, Even Then She Says U Dont Understand Her ;

If U R Smarter Than Her, (Which Is The Case Always)

She Says Its Because She Is With U;

If She's Smarter Than U, (Exceptional Cases) She Thinks She Is Great.

If U Don't Love Her, She Will Be Jealous And After U;
If U Love Her, She Won't Even Look At U And Fly High.

If U Tell Her Ur Problem, She Says U R Timid;

If U Don't, She'll Be A Problem For U

If U Talk For An Hour U R A Bore;

If She Does It She Is Cheerful

If U Break Ur Promise, U Cannot Be Trusted;

If She Breaks Her, She Had A Real Problem.

If U Do Well In Ur Exams, She Says It's Luck;

If She Does Well, She Worked Real Hard.

If U Hurt Her, U R Cruel And Don't Have Any Heart;
If She Hurts U, U R Too Sensitive! !



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27th March 2005, 12:28 AM

I know, this is totally sappy and just one of those goofy things you usually see in a forward, but (girls at least) admit it, this one is how every boy should be.(and boys, you can just stop here because I know you'll think it's stupid. lol)



A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty.
He said, "No"

She asked him if he would want to be with her forever.
He said, "No"

She then asked him that if she were to leave, would he cry.
He said, "No"

She had heard enough.

As she walked away, tears streaming down her face, the boy grabbed her arm and said:

You're not pretty, you're beautiful.

I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.

I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die.

Admit it girls, that's what every boy should say, lol.


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27th March 2005, 01:16 AM

not all girls are the same...but it was still funny
and the second part, obviously agar aisa hame koi larka miljaye tho we be soo lucky, i mean wouldnt everyone want someone sweet? i know i do at least


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27th March 2005, 01:23 AM

I never said all the girls are same but u have to agree ...
most of them are like this only ..


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28th March 2005, 10:53 AM

very gud 1 ... dear


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28th March 2005, 05:18 PM

Thanks Kunal jii 4 reading and replyin
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hi - 16th April 2005, 01:52 PM

kyaa aapne jo likha itni taareph ki ladkiyouno ki ..kya wo sab sach hai?......................

mujhe toh nai lagta hahahhahahh

haan sach bhi hai .........aapne ye jaan liya hai toh aab aap kabhi dukhi nahi rahegaine aap apni partner ko hamesha khush rakhegaine ....or wo khush toh aap nishchay khush rahegaine .............bye tc




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16th April 2005, 02:04 PM

thanks chandsi ji 4 replyin ...
well sach hai ya nahi yeh mai bhi nahi keh sakta ....
per haan aapne partner ko toh khush rakhunga hii and khud bhi khush rahunga
ne ways tk care and have fun


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hi - 16th April 2005, 02:29 PM

hahahah .............
good.............

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Panthi ko chhaya nahin, phal laagen ati door.

Nahaye dhoye kya bhala jo man ka mail na jaay
Meen sada jal mein rahe par tan ki baas na jaay

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..........maine pura page to nahi padha, lekin fir bhi, its clear that its something about gals. to isi kadi go aage bdahate hue, i wud like to say that, the so called girl is now married and now she is a wife. and do you know, who is a wife...........?
well the answer is................

wife wo hai jo 10 - 15 saalo tak tok tok kar apni pati ki saari aadate badal de, aur baad me khud hi kahe ki "aap" pahle jaise nahi rahe....................

kyu, thik kaha na?

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17th April 2005, 12:11 AM

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wife wo hai jo 10 - 15 saalo tak tok tok kar apni pati ki saari aadate badal de, aur baad me khud hi kahe ki "aap" pahle jaise nahi rahe....................

kyu, thik kaha na?
ha ha ha .. bilkul sahi kaha vikash jiii
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17th April 2005, 01:24 AM

A very intresting one



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Thanks Amrita jii 4 replying to this post
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18th April 2005, 06:03 PM

que........ what is the fastest, the cheapest, and the easiest way to spread news???????........ newspaper, televison or internet..........?

ans.......... none of the above. JUSt tell a WOMAN.
   
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