car parking...
speed limit....
belt please....
showroom...
a wish well....
too much i never knew aap women ki itni care karte hai... yahan itne ache se instructions de rahe hai ki aise nahi karna... aap ka shukriya karna chahungi.. aur yeh bhi kehna chahungi ki yeh humourous tha ..... par real life mein hum itne bhi duffer nahi hote hai.......
naari yeh ek nahi matra hai dohri.....
isliye humesha yaad rakhna ....
nar se badhkar hai naarriii
plz aap sharminda mat hoyie...........hum to sirf humare dil ki baat kar rahe the.......aur humein yeh jaan kar achha laga ki aap humein aapka apna maante hai.............bahut bahut shukriya aapka Amanji......thanx for understanding me, thanx for everything, thanx lots
bahut kum log hai Is duniya mein jiska aap jaisa khoobsurat dil hai, aur us khoobsurat dil mein sab ke liye pyar aur Izzat ke siva kuch bhi nahin....
hum humensha aapko yaad rakhenge........
thanx lots for liking my Login name......n feeling it
Take care always...
Best Regards,
Nimisha...
Shukriya Nimisha ji..
apna naam yahan zahir karne ke liye.....
sach, behad khoosurat naam hai aapka......
aaj tak koi nahi samajh paaye tha hume...... shukriya ki aapne samjha aur reply bhi kiya.....
pehle ye post shayad delete kar di gayi thi..... phir specially tumhare liye moderator ko mesaage kar retrieve karvaayi hai....aur pooch rahi ho saare replies kyon ?
Originally posted by Pulkit_gupta Humourous Section hai priyanka.... Plz dont mind... Agar ladenge nahin aapas me to pyaar kaise badega... A bit of spice in life is a must...
Naari nar se behtar hai.. Well I dont agree .. We believe in equality :
I know Priyanka.... Girls Real Life me Itni Duffer Nahin Hoti U Need not specify
Here comes a Mouse for women!!
hi pulkit.... thik hai if u want to make it spicy... we girls are not tooo behind.....
equality tum ladko ke sath... bhool jaaaooo kahan hum ladkiyan aur kahan tum ladke......
well a real mouse for women is not iron but its belan with which she is boss in front of a man or even broom would do....!!!!
u know this quote....
whenever u r married
and ur husband get cross...
pick up a brrom and say...
hello i m ur bosssss
Originally posted by Aman_rahi well sare replies kyon?????
Hi Sweet Cute Cat eyes.....
pehle ye post shayad delete kar di gayi thi..... phir specially tumhare liye moderator ko mesaage kar retrieve karvaayi hai....aur pooch rahi ho saare replies kyon ?
itni koshish sirf tumhare liye ki aur......
are aman,.....
sorry yaar mujhe samjha hi nahi.... i m sorry,.....
areh priyanaka jeee maana ki aap ladkiyon ne humeh active kar rakhahain areh hum ladke hi hain jinki wajah se aapki khoobsurati aapki chanchalta ki kadar hoti hainhum na hote te tum shringhar kiske liye karti hum na hote tum na hoti actuaaly dono hi nahi hote ek dossre ke liye so man and women are made for each other
Sumit narula "Ashiyana"
" Deewana parwana mastana hoon
Ashiyana mera naam hain
dil ka mehmaan hoon ishq mera kaam hain"
Originally posted by decent_naughty areh priyanaka jeee maana ki aap ladkiyon ne humeh active kar rakhahain areh hum ladke hi hain jinki wajah se aapki khoobsurati aapki chanchalta ki kadar hoti hainhum na hote te tum shringhar kiske liye karti hum na hote tum na hoti actuaaly dono hi nahi hote ek dossre ke liye so man and women are made for each other
well decent ji....
i agree with u man and women are made for each other.. and both share equal importance...... ab puliktji aapki kya raiii hai is par....
Hello all,
bhai yeha par to mujhe koi ladai nahi ladani hai fir bhi mai aaj ke hi apne survey ko yeha bataana pasand karoongee.
aaj mere do dost apas me lad rahe thay. Reema and Raj.
Ye puchhane par ki kyu lad rahe ho jawab mila ki in dono me ye bahas hui hai ki ladakiya achhi hai ya ladake.
Dost to dono hi mere hai kisi ek ka bhi side nahi le sakti thi.
maine bola ki ek kaam karo tum dono apni apni side rakho ki kaun kya bol raha hai.
dono side kucch aise aaye.
RAJ-
Girls ka kya, wo darpok hoti hai ..... ek rat se bhi dar jaati hai.
Hamesha nakhare dikhaati hai.
Jab dekho makeup me rahati hai.
unse koi aisa kaam nahi hota jisase bahaduri dikhaayi ja sake........
aur bhi bahoot saare
abhi aage nahi likhungee time ki kami hai.
Reema-
girls bhale hi kisi rat se dar jaati hai lekin jaroorat parane par wo bahoot powerful hoti hai.
jab tum duniya se thak kar aate ho to mamta ki chav deti hai.
jaha tak bahaduri ki baat hai, wo hum hi to hai jisake bal par tum apna saari paresaani chhod kar ghar se bahar kaam kar sakte hoo.....
fir ek baar Raj chilaaya- reema jyada na bol , aaj ke waqt me bhi girls ko kahi na kahi apne pairo ki juti maana jaata hai.
abhi reema is baat par bahoot naraj hui aur raj ko maarne uth gayi thi. maine use rok ke bola--
are bhai hum pao ki juti hi sahi.... socho agar hum na rahate to tumhe jalate hue raatse se kaun bachaata .. wo shoes hi to hai jinhe pahanakar tum kitne bhi pathrile raaste par bedhadah jaate ho.
So Raj Girls ko kucch nahi kahana agar wo rat se darati hai to yodha ki tarah tumhaare har jang me tumko prtect bhi karati hai, sahara deti hai.
tumhaare thake man ko mamata ki chhav deti hai.
Naari narayani hoti hai
waise ye ek paksh ka hua
naari agar naraayni hui to nar bhi narayam ke roop hote hai.
AMAN DOST SORRY 4 LATE -
8th February 2005, 12:11 AM
AMAN DOST
BAHOT SAHI LIKHA HAI TUMNE
KUNAL DOST SAHI JAWAB !!!!
AUR TUMHE BATA DU
YEH LADKIYA ITNI CHIDH KYO RAHI HAI?
MAUSAM JI
SACH KADWA HOTA HAI NA ?
LOG KAHTE HAI
HAR SUCCESSFUL INSAN KE PICHE AURAT KA HAATH HOTA HAI
MAI KEHTA HU
HAR INSAN KE BARBADI KE PICHE SIRF AUR SIRF AURAT KA HI HAATH HOTA HAI
RAMAYAN HUA SITA KE WAJAH SE
MAHABHARAT HUA DRAUPADI KI VAJAH SE
AUR 1 BAAT
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Yeh gazal jo Javed sahab ne likhi hai yeh mujhe bahut hi pasand hai....
Shayad yeh sabko chup kara degi....
Aur nahi karaye to yahi kahoonga...
Jab tak humme ishq na hua tha
Hai hum bhi the aadmi kaam ke..
Yeh duniay hai haseeno ke peeche Aur woh Ladkon ke
Relax gals mazak tha....
Now the lyrics of the song.... dhyan se padhna Enjoy people
Baat Meri Suniye To Zara
Baat Meri Suniye To Zara
Meri Baat Sunke Bataiye Ke Iske Bare
Mein Hai Aap Ka Khayal Kya
Itna Kyon Guroor Aap Mein Hai
Itna Aap Mein Hai Naaz Kisliye
Bataiye Hai Kisne Yeh Sikhaya Aapko
Ke Jo Bhi Tumko Chahe Jo Bhi Tum Ko Pyaar Se
Mile Usi Se Tum Raho Khafa Khafa
Baat Meri Suniye To Zara
Aise Hum Nahi Hai Lekin Hum Agar Ho Aise Bhi To
Issmein Kya Hua
Kyon Na Ho Guror Humko Kyon Na Hum Ko Naaz Ho Ke
Hum Haseen Logo Ki Hi Thokaro Mein Hai Zamana
Jisko Dekhiye Humara Hai Deewana
Hum Kisi Ka Bhi Dil Tod De
Kisko Aadhe Raste Mein Chod De
To Usko Bhi Duniya Kehti Hai Ada
Hey Hey Hey Aap Ko Jawab Mil Gaya
Ho Ho Ho Kahiye Kaisa Aap Ko Laga
Baat Meri Suniye To Zara
Aaj Sunhi Lijiye Ke Kya Hai Husn Aapka
Kya Hai Aap Ki Ada
Aap Ke Har Ek Sitam Ko Humne Hi Ada Kaha
Aur Aap Ki Har Ek Ada Ko Haske Humne Hi Saha
Humne Hi To Zara Si Baat Ko Bada Ke Daastan Kar Diya
Humne Hi To Husn Ki Zameen Ko Aasmaan Kar Diya Hai
Duniya Mein Jo Aap Ka Yeh Husn Bemisal Hai
To Is Mein Bhi Hamare Ishq Ka Hi To Kamal Hai
Agar Humhi Na Hote Isko Kaun Poochta
Aapko Agar Khayal Hai
Aapko Agar Khayal Hai
Ki Hum Husn Jo Mila Hai Aapne Diya Hai
Yani Jo Bhi Hai Kamal Aapne Kiya Hai
To Yeh Baat Saaf Hai Ki Humko Dekhte Hi Aapko Nasha Sa Ho
Gaya Hai Sara Hosh Kho Gaya Hai
Warna Aisi Ulti Sidhi Behki Behki Baato Ki Waje Hai Kya
Nahin Samaj Mein Aayi Meri Baat To Nahin Sahin
Jo Aap Apne Husn Par Guror Karte Hai
To Kariyen Par Na Bhool Jayega
Hum Ne Hi To Khoon E Dil Diya
Jisse Rop Mein Yeh Rang Aa Gaya Hai
Aap Ka Yeh Husn Duniya Bhar Pe Cha Gaya Hai
Ho Jadoo Ban Ke Hum Nigaho Par Cha Gaye
Dilo Mein Jo Samagaye Hai To Hairat Ismein Kya Hai
Chehra Phool Hot Kaliyan Aur Zulfein Hai Andhera
Aisa Jo Mehak Raha Hai
Humne Hi To Aap Ke In Hoto Ko Gulab Aur Chehre Ko
Kamal Kaha Hai Hum Ne Hi To Aapki Nazar Ko Jadoo Baton
Ko Ghazal Kaha Hai Hum Ne Hi Zulf Ko Kabhi Kaha Hai Raat
Aur Kabhi Ghata Agar Humi Na Dekhte Na Chahate Na Poochte
To Patharo Ke Booth Ko Kaun Kehta Phir Kudha
Baat Meri Suniye To Zara
Chodiye Bhi Kehne Aur Sunne Ko Hai Baki Kya
Dekhiye Main Keh Rahi Hoon Baat Meri Suniye To Zara
Aap Kya Kahengi Mujhko Khoob Hai Pata
Are Baat Meri Suniye To Zara
Phir Milenge Agar Waqt Agar Mila
Par Baat Meri
It is beautifully sung by MAHALAXMI AND SHANKAR MAHADEVAN
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Scene 1:
(a)
He was looking at her. She was beautiful. She saw him. He saw somewhere else.
Oh God! That guy doesn't even know how to stare. God only knows if he willever look into his wife's eye"
(b)
He was looking at her. She was beautiful. She saw him. He continued to stare and she turned away.
"Oh God! That b****d doesn't even have manners. God only knows how he looksat his mom and sis"
Scene 2:
(a)
They were a couple. They were holding hands. They were alone in the lift.Their eyes met. He was sweating. He mustered courage and kissed her lovingly on the forehead.
"That guys is too unromantic yaar"
(b)
They were a couple. They were holding hands. They were alone in the lift.Their eyes met. He was sweating. He mustered courage and kissed her fiercly on the lips.
"That guys wants only s*x from me"
Scene 3:
(a)
He loved her. They used to meet often. One day the guy said "I LIKE YOU".
"He is disgusting. Guys should have guts yaar. He shud hav said directly that he loves me. What he expects me to propose him or what?"
(b)
He loved her. They used to meet often. One day the guy said "I LOVE YOU". "He is too cheap yaa. He goes on proposing every girl he meets"
Scene 4:
(a)
They were walking. She in front of him and chatting with each other. Her friend came and told her that her clothes are torn in the back.
"Thank god you told me. That guys shud have told me I would not have minded. It would have been embarassing if public had seen"
(b)
They were walking. She in front of him and chatting with each other. Her friend came and he noticed and told her that her clothes are torn in
the back.
You guys are disgusting. Your eyes keep prying to see where a girls dress is torn so that your eyes can feast on them. Get lost".
Scene 5:
(a)
They were going for a movie. He was taking her on his bike. He was dressed in shabby clothes.
That guy is tasteless yaar. He doesn't even know he has to dress well when taking a girl out"
(b)
They were going for a movie. He was taking her on his bike. He was dressed in tightfitting clothes showing his well cut features.
"That guy is too much yaar. He is trying to impress me. What does he think of himself? Salman?"
Scene 6:
(a)
He was staying alone. It was raining and they were completely soaked.They were near his house. It was late. He stopped at a busstand and told that they will stay till it stopped raining and then he will drop her back.
He knows me for a month. Did he think I will rob his house if I come in. Iwas shivering. It would atleast have been a bit warmer there than the busstand. When we these guys start thinking about how to treat a lady".
(b)
He was staying alone. It was raining and they were completely soaked. They were near his house. It was late. He called her to his house and asked her to stay till it stopped raining and then he will drop her back.
"He knows me only for a month. He is calling me to his house, that too knowing that there is no one, when I am wet. I cant trust him not to take advantage of the situation. I somehow managed to say no yaa. He was insisting, but I put him off".
Scene 7:
(a)
They were going on his bike. He was riding slow.
"He is a mama's boy. Doesn't know how to ride with a girl. Whats the use of having a CBZ to go like that"
(b)
They were going on his bike. He was riding fast. He never applied tight brakes.
"He is a purvert yaar. He was driving like an aeroplane and applying sudden brakes unnecessarily. I somehow held the backrod tight and disappointed him. You shud have seen his face when he left me.
==============================================
Galz will be Galz
Kab sochaa thha milegaa humsafar "Shweta" jaisaa
Lagta hai is baar "Pulkit", kismat teri bhi rang laayii hai
Originally posted by Pulkit_gupta Girls, Confused or What?
=========================================
Scene 1:
(a)
He was looking at her. She was beautiful. She saw him. He saw somewhere else.
Oh God! That guy doesn't even know how to stare. God only knows if he willever look into his wife's eye"
(b)
He was looking at her. She was beautiful. She saw him. He continued to stare and she turned away.
"Oh God! That b****d doesn't even have manners. God only knows how he looksat his mom and sis"
Scene 2:
(a)
They were a couple. They were holding hands. They were alone in the lift.Their eyes met. He was sweating. He mustered courage and kissed her lovingly on the forehead.
"That guys is too unromantic yaar"
(b)
They were a couple. They were holding hands. They were alone in the lift.Their eyes met. He was sweating. He mustered courage and kissed her fiercly on the lips.
"That guys wants only s*x from me"
Scene 3:
(a)
He loved her. They used to meet often. One day the guy said "I LIKE YOU".
"He is disgusting. Guys should have guts yaar. He shud hav said directly that he loves me. What he expects me to propose him or what?"
(b)
He loved her. They used to meet often. One day the guy said "I LOVE YOU". "He is too cheap yaa. He goes on proposing every girl he meets"
Scene 4:
(a)
They were walking. She in front of him and chatting with each other. Her friend came and told her that her clothes are torn in the back.
"Thank god you told me. That guys shud have told me I would not have minded. It would have been embarassing if public had seen"
(b)
They were walking. She in front of him and chatting with each other. Her friend came and he noticed and told her that her clothes are torn in
the back.
You guys are disgusting. Your eyes keep prying to see where a girls dress is torn so that your eyes can feast on them. Get lost".
Scene 5:
(a)
They were going for a movie. He was taking her on his bike. He was dressed in shabby clothes.
That guy is tasteless yaar. He doesn't even know he has to dress well when taking a girl out"
(b)
They were going for a movie. He was taking her on his bike. He was dressed in tightfitting clothes showing his well cut features.
"That guy is too much yaar. He is trying to impress me. What does he think of himself? Salman?"
Scene 6:
(a)
He was staying alone. It was raining and they were completely soaked.They were near his house. It was late. He stopped at a busstand and told that they will stay till it stopped raining and then he will drop her back.
He knows me for a month. Did he think I will rob his house if I come in. Iwas shivering. It would atleast have been a bit warmer there than the busstand. When we these guys start thinking about how to treat a lady".
(b)
He was staying alone. It was raining and they were completely soaked. They were near his house. It was late. He called her to his house and asked her to stay till it stopped raining and then he will drop her back.
"He knows me only for a month. He is calling me to his house, that too knowing that there is no one, when I am wet. I cant trust him not to take advantage of the situation. I somehow managed to say no yaa. He was insisting, but I put him off".
Scene 7:
(a)
They were going on his bike. He was riding slow.
"He is a mama's boy. Doesn't know how to ride with a girl. Whats the use of having a CBZ to go like that"
(b)
They were going on his bike. He was riding fast. He never applied tight brakes.
"He is a purvert yaar. He was driving like an aeroplane and applying sudden brakes unnecessarily. I somehow held the backrod tight and disappointed him. You shud have seen his face when he left me.
==============================================
=========================================
Scene 1:
(a)
He was looking at her. She was beautiful. She saw him. He saw somewhere else.
Oh God! That guy doesn't even know how to stare. God only knows if he willever look into his wife's eye"
(b)
He was looking at her. She was beautiful. She saw him. He continued to stare and she turned away.
"Oh God! That b****d doesn't even have manners. God only knows how he looksat his mom and sis"
Scene 2:
(a)
They were a couple. They were holding hands. They were alone in the lift.Their eyes met. He was sweating. He mustered courage and kissed her lovingly on the forehead.
"That guys is too unromantic yaar"
(b)
They were a couple. They were holding hands. They were alone in the lift.Their eyes met. He was sweating. He mustered courage and kissed her fiercly on the lips.
"That guys wants only s*x from me"
Scene 3:
(a)
He loved her. They used to meet often. One day the guy said "I LIKE YOU".
"He is disgusting. Guys should have guts yaar. He shud hav said directly that he loves me. What he expects me to propose him or what?"
(b)
He loved her. They used to meet often. One day the guy said "I LOVE YOU". "He is too cheap yaa. He goes on proposing every girl he meets"
Scene 4:
(a)
They were walking. She in front of him and chatting with each other. Her friend came and told her that her clothes are torn in the back.
"Thank god you told me. That guys shud have told me I would not have minded. It would have been embarassing if public had seen"
(b)
They were walking. She in front of him and chatting with each other. Her friend came and he noticed and told her that her clothes are torn in
the back.
You guys are disgusting. Your eyes keep prying to see where a girls dress is torn so that your eyes can feast on them. Get lost".
Scene 5:
(a)
They were going for a movie. He was taking her on his bike. He was dressed in shabby clothes.
That guy is tasteless yaar. He doesn't even know he has to dress well when taking a girl out"
(b)
They were going for a movie. He was taking her on his bike. He was dressed in tightfitting clothes showing his well cut features.
"That guy is too much yaar. He is trying to impress me. What does he think of himself? Salman?"
Scene 6:
(a)
He was staying alone. It was raining and they were completely soaked.They were near his house. It was late. He stopped at a busstand and told that they will stay till it stopped raining and then he will drop her back.
He knows me for a month. Did he think I will rob his house if I come in. Iwas shivering. It would atleast have been a bit warmer there than the busstand. When we these guys start thinking about how to treat a lady".
(b)
He was staying alone. It was raining and they were completely soaked. They were near his house. It was late. He called her to his house and asked her to stay till it stopped raining and then he will drop her back.
"He knows me only for a month. He is calling me to his house, that too knowing that there is no one, when I am wet. I cant trust him not to take advantage of the situation. I somehow managed to say no yaa. He was insisting, but I put him off".
Scene 7:
(a)
They were going on his bike. He was riding slow.
"He is a mama's boy. Doesn't know how to ride with a girl. Whats the use of having a CBZ to go like that"
(b)
They were going on his bike. He was riding fast. He never applied tight brakes.
"He is a purvert yaar. He was driving like an aeroplane and applying sudden brakes unnecessarily. I somehow held the backrod tight and disappointed him. You shud have seen his face when he left me.
==============================================
Hmmmmm Pulkit bhaiya............
gals r not confused.......guys are the ones who make them confused.......if there is true love n trust between each other, then there won't be any situation like what u've mentioned above............but most of the time, a gal does not know whether her beloved truly loves her not so she can't trust him completely......and then she gets confused
so to those guys who complain abt gals' complaints,,,,
plzzzz show ur beloved that u love her truly from ur heart n win her trust...........and then there won't be anymore complaints.....
First of all I must clear that all this is just a Joke... Plz dont take it to heart.. which i am sure u wont
Rahi baat.. sacche pyaar ki... Well now a days Guys have to think twice before expressing their love to a woman... and when the question comes to Trust... its clear from the above story, how difficult it is to win a woman's trust... How unpredicatable they r...They find a 'Decent' guy...unromantic, and an articulate guy who doesnt fail to express nething to be 'Cheap'. A pporly dressed guy "Oh my God.. No Dressing Sense" and a Well Dressed Guy" Huh! Salman Khan, Trying to impress me"
What to do? how to make her trust me, I think i will have to learn some Fortune Telling, so that i cud read her mind... that at time she wants what out of me
Complaints... Well.. With Women around...Complaints automatically find their way in...
Ladki kyun najane kyun ladkon si nahi hoti...
Please Do keep coming...
Kab sochaa thha milegaa humsafar "Shweta" jaisaa
Lagta hai is baar "Pulkit", kismat teri bhi rang laayii hai