Difference between boys and girls when getting cash from an ATM

[Aman_rahi]

Originally posted by RAVI-1-KAVI
AMAN DOST
BAHOT SAHI LIKHA HAI TUMNE
KUNAL DOST SAHI JAWAB !!!!

AUR TUMHE BATA DU
YEH LADKIYA ITNI CHIDH KYO RAHI HAI?
MAUSAM JI
SACH KADWA HOTA HAI NA ?

LOG KAHTE HAI
HAR SUCCESSFUL INSAN KE PICHE AURAT KA HAATH HOTA HAI
MAI KEHTA HU
HAR INSAN KE BARBADI KE PICHE SIRF AUR SIRF AURAT KA HI HAATH HOTA HAI
RAMAYAN HUA SITA KE WAJAH SE
MAHABHARAT HUA DRAUPADI KI VAJAH SE

AUR 1 BAAT
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BYEEEEEEE
............RAVI
(9422167891)

Ravi Sahab........


are tumne to ladkion ke poorane zakmon ko hara kar diya....

bhut maarengi ye mil ke tumhe aur mujhe mere bhai.....

lekin sach hi to likha hai.......

[Aman_rahi]

Originally posted by Rohin
Yeh gazal jo Javed sahab ne likhi hai yeh mujhe bahut hi pasand hai....

Shayad yeh sabko chup kara degi....

Aur nahi karaye to yahi kahoonga...

Jab tak humme ishq na hua tha
Hai hum bhi the aadmi kaam ke..

Yeh duniay hai haseeno ke peeche Aur woh Ladkon ke

Relax gals mazak tha....


Now the lyrics of the song.... dhyan se padhna Enjoy people


Baat Meri Suniye To Zara
Baat Meri Suniye To Zara
Meri Baat Sunke Bataiye Ke Iske Bare
Mein Hai Aap Ka Khayal Kya
Itna Kyon Guroor Aap Mein Hai
Itna Aap Mein Hai Naaz Kisliye
Bataiye Hai Kisne Yeh Sikhaya Aapko
Ke Jo Bhi Tumko Chahe Jo Bhi Tum Ko Pyaar Se
Mile Usi Se Tum Raho Khafa Khafa

Baat Meri Suniye To Zara
Aise Hum Nahi Hai Lekin Hum Agar Ho Aise Bhi To
Issmein Kya Hua
Kyon Na Ho Guror Humko Kyon Na Hum Ko Naaz Ho Ke
Hum Haseen Logo Ki Hi Thokaro Mein Hai Zamana
Jisko Dekhiye Humara Hai Deewana
Hum Kisi Ka Bhi Dil Tod De
Kisko Aadhe Raste Mein Chod De
To Usko Bhi Duniya Kehti Hai Ada
Hey Hey Hey Aap Ko Jawab Mil Gaya
Ho Ho Ho Kahiye Kaisa Aap Ko Laga

Baat Meri Suniye To Zara
Aaj Sunhi Lijiye Ke Kya Hai Husn Aapka
Kya Hai Aap Ki Ada
Aap Ke Har Ek Sitam Ko Humne Hi Ada Kaha
Aur Aap Ki Har Ek Ada Ko Haske Humne Hi Saha
Humne Hi To Zara Si Baat Ko Bada Ke Daastan Kar Diya
Humne Hi To Husn Ki Zameen Ko Aasmaan Kar Diya Hai
Duniya Mein Jo Aap Ka Yeh Husn Bemisal Hai
To Is Mein Bhi Hamare Ishq Ka Hi To Kamal Hai
Agar Humhi Na Hote Isko Kaun Poochta
Aapko Agar Khayal Hai
Aapko Agar Khayal Hai
Ki Hum Husn Jo Mila Hai Aapne Diya Hai
Yani Jo Bhi Hai Kamal Aapne Kiya Hai
To Yeh Baat Saaf Hai Ki Humko Dekhte Hi Aapko Nasha Sa Ho
Gaya Hai Sara Hosh Kho Gaya Hai
Warna Aisi Ulti Sidhi Behki Behki Baato Ki Waje Hai Kya

Nahin Samaj Mein Aayi Meri Baat To Nahin Sahin
Jo Aap Apne Husn Par Guror Karte Hai
To Kariyen Par Na Bhool Jayega
Hum Ne Hi To Khoon E Dil Diya
Jisse Rop Mein Yeh Rang Aa Gaya Hai
Aap Ka Yeh Husn Duniya Bhar Pe Cha Gaya Hai
Ho Jadoo Ban Ke Hum Nigaho Par Cha Gaye
Dilo Mein Jo Samagaye Hai To Hairat Ismein Kya Hai
Chehra Phool Hot Kaliyan Aur Zulfein Hai Andhera
Aisa Jo Mehak Raha Hai
Humne Hi To Aap Ke In Hoto Ko Gulab Aur Chehre Ko
Kamal Kaha Hai Hum Ne Hi To Aapki Nazar Ko Jadoo Baton
Ko Ghazal Kaha Hai Hum Ne Hi Zulf Ko Kabhi Kaha Hai Raat
Aur Kabhi Ghata Agar Humi Na Dekhte Na Chahate Na Poochte
To Patharo Ke Booth Ko Kaun Kehta Phir Kudha
Baat Meri Suniye To Zara
Chodiye Bhi Kehne Aur Sunne Ko Hai Baki Kya
Dekhiye Main Keh Rahi Hoon Baat Meri Suniye To Zara
Aap Kya Kahengi Mujhko Khoob Hai Pata
Are Baat Meri Suniye To Zara
Phir Milenge Agar Waqt Agar Mila
Par Baat Meri

It is beautifully sung by MAHALAXMI AND SHANKAR MAHADEVAN

thanks
Rohin

Rohin bhai......

bahut aache.....

sahi kaha hai ki jab tak ishq nahi tha....hum bhi the aadmi kaam ke..

aur shayad ladkion ko tumhari is post se jawab mil hi gaya hoga......


apne bhai ka saath dete rehna.....

[mausam]

hai rabba had ho gayi ab tum logo ki gang pulkit ne bhi join karli....pulkit very bad huh..............sare ke sare ladko ko kuch aur kaam nahin hain kya ladkiyon ki burai karne ke alawa isse accha kuch kaam karlo......

aur amanjee aap hume sirf ladai ke liye hi kyun yaad karte hain..hamari aisi image kya????

aur ravi jee jaise ki apne kaha barbadi ladkiyon ki wajeh se hoti hain...aur ladaiyen bhi...to kya ladko ke khudke dimag nahin hote hi khud apna bhala bura soch sake....

mausam

[Aman_rahi]

Originally posted by mausam
hai rabba had ho gayi ab tum logo ki gang pulkit ne bhi join karli....pulkit very bad huh..............sare ke sare ladko ko kuch aur kaam nahin hain kya ladkiyon ki burai karne ke alawa isse accha kuch kaam karlo......

aur amanjee aap hume sirf ladai ke liye hi kyun yaad karte hain..hamari aisi image kya????

aur ravi jee jaise ki apne kaha barbadi ladkiyon ki wajeh se hoti hain...aur ladaiyen bhi...to kya ladko ke khudke dimag nahin hote hi khud apna bhala bura soch sake....

mausam

mausam ji....

aapki aisi image nahi hai...actually meri koi real sister nahi hai...to jise bhi apni behan banata hoon us-se pyar se ladne ko man karta hai....

agar bura lage to muaf kar dena.....

tumhara udas bhai....

[mausam]

are are aap to bura man gaye mera aisa koi matlab nahin tha.....

plz plz aap udas na hoiyye....


tumhari sis
mausam

[feelIt]

Hi Pulkit bhaiya..............

dun worry, i won't take it to heart................humein pata hai yeh sirf ek joke tha

well.............to win a woman's heart, u dun need to impress her or anything................just show that u care for her, u love her

waise bhi, every woman wants her beloved to love her truly, care for her, understand her, have faith in her n to be happy with her..........that all, nothing elz..............if u have all this, u dun need to learn fortune telling or anything..........u've already won her trust!!!

n then no more Complaints.............

Take care....

[shalini]

hi aman

long back pulkit asked me to go thru this thread ki kafi kuch add ho gaya hai isme.....really kaffi kuch ulta seedha add kare jaa rahe ho tum log..aur ye pulkit bhi....hey comeon gals....hume bhi apni union baanani chaiye....mausam, shimul...m with u!!!

[Aman_rahi]

Originally posted by mausam
are are aap to bura man gaye mera aisa koi matlab nahin tha.....

plz plz aap udas na hoiyye....


tumhari sis
mausam

mausam...meri sweet behna......

thanx my SIS......

chalo ab phir se ladna shuru karen......

tumahra ladako Brother.....

[Aman_rahi]

Originally posted by shalini
hi aman

long back pulkit asked me to go thru this thread ki kafi kuch add ho gaya hai isme.....really kaffi kuch ulta seedha add kare jaa rahe ho tum log..aur ye pulkit bhi....hey comeon gals....hume bhi apni union baanani chaiye....mausam, shimul...m with u!!!

Shalini ji....

shukriya ki aap aa gayin.....

Pulkit bhai...ye kya panga le liya tumne.....Shalini to union banane ki baat kar rahi hai......

Shalini ji.....aapke liye khaskar aur baaki saari ladkion ke liye....


Golf course for women

[priyanka jain]

hello aman... and pulkit....

how are u ....

too good example is been given by u pulkit on how much confused a woman is but dont forget its ur way of looking at it....

ok

now in reply to u....

5 RINGS!
Marriage requires a woman to prepare for 5 rings

The Engagement RING
The Wedding RING
The ChildbeaRING
The SnoRING
The BoRING


so pulkit and aman.... ab bolo.....


bye

[priyanka jain]

Originally posted by Pulkit_gupta
Girls, Confused or What?

=========================================
Scene 1:
(a)
He was looking at her. She was beautiful. She saw him. He saw somewhere else.

Oh God! That guy doesn't even know how to stare. God only knows if he willever look into his wife's eye"

(b)
He was looking at her. She was beautiful. She saw him. He continued to stare and she turned away.

"Oh God! That b****d doesn't even have manners. God only knows how he looksat his mom and sis"

Scene 2:
(a)
They were a couple. They were holding hands. They were alone in the lift.Their eyes met. He was sweating. He mustered courage and kissed her lovingly on the forehead.

"That guys is too unromantic yaar"

(b)
They were a couple. They were holding hands. They were alone in the lift.Their eyes met. He was sweating. He mustered courage and kissed her fiercly on the lips.

"That guys wants only s*x from me"

Scene 3:
(a)
He loved her. They used to meet often. One day the guy said "I LIKE YOU".

"He is disgusting. Guys should have guts yaar. He shud hav said directly that he loves me. What he expects me to propose him or what?"

(b)
He loved her. They used to meet often. One day the guy said "I LOVE YOU". "He is too cheap yaa. He goes on proposing every girl he meets"


Scene 4:
(a)
They were walking. She in front of him and chatting with each other. Her friend came and told her that her clothes are torn in the back.

"Thank god you told me. That guys shud have told me I would not have minded. It would have been embarassing if public had seen"

(b)
They were walking. She in front of him and chatting with each other. Her friend came and he noticed and told her that her clothes are torn in
the back.

You guys are disgusting. Your eyes keep prying to see where a girls dress is torn so that your eyes can feast on them. Get lost".

Scene 5:
(a)
They were going for a movie. He was taking her on his bike. He was dressed in shabby clothes.

That guy is tasteless yaar. He doesn't even know he has to dress well when taking a girl out"

(b)

They were going for a movie. He was taking her on his bike. He was dressed in tightfitting clothes showing his well cut features.

"That guy is too much yaar. He is trying to impress me. What does he think of himself? Salman?"

Scene 6:
(a)
He was staying alone. It was raining and they were completely soaked.They were near his house. It was late. He stopped at a busstand and told that they will stay till it stopped raining and then he will drop her back.

He knows me for a month. Did he think I will rob his house if I come in. Iwas shivering. It would atleast have been a bit warmer there than the busstand. When we these guys start thinking about how to treat a lady".

(b)
He was staying alone. It was raining and they were completely soaked. They were near his house. It was late. He called her to his house and asked her to stay till it stopped raining and then he will drop her back.

"He knows me only for a month. He is calling me to his house, that too knowing that there is no one, when I am wet. I cant trust him not to take advantage of the situation. I somehow managed to say no yaa. He was insisting, but I put him off".

Scene 7:
(a)
They were going on his bike. He was riding slow.

"He is a mama's boy. Doesn't know how to ride with a girl. Whats the use of having a CBZ to go like that"

(b)
They were going on his bike. He was riding fast. He never applied tight brakes.

"He is a purvert yaar. He was driving like an aeroplane and applying sudden brakes unnecessarily. I somehow held the backrod tight and disappointed him. You shud have seen his face when he left me.
==============================================

Galz will be Galz

hey pulkit .....

tumhare is "girls confusion" wale topic par mujhe ek bahut hi sahi jawwab mila hai .... jis kisi ne bhi likha hai.. bahut sahi likha hai.....



" Men Are Hard To Please"
The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;
If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;
If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it’s not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

[Aman_rahi]

Originally posted by priyanka jain
hello aman... and pulkit....

how are u ....

too good example is been given by u pulkit on how much confused a woman is but dont forget its ur way of looking at it....

ok

now in reply to u....

5 RINGS!
Marriage requires a woman to prepare for 5 rings

The Engagement RING
The Wedding RING
The ChildbeaRING
The SnoRING
The BoRING


so pulkit and aman.... ab bolo.....


bye

Pulkit just reply for this...i dont want to...u know why....

aur Priyanka ji.....apka ek ehsaan hai....jald hi lauta doonga....


thanks for reply........

[priyanka jain]

Originally posted by Aman_rahi
Pulkit just reply for this...i dont want to...u know why....

aur Priyanka ji.....apka ek ehsaan hai....jald hi lauta doonga....


thanks for reply........

ehsaan kaisa ehsaan aman....

kya bol rahe ho.....

[Pulkit_gupta]

Shalini!

So tum bhi aa gayin... Welll jahan morche ki baat hoti hai, saari ladkiyana ikatthi hoi jaati hain ... Lol well... who says a Womna is the biggest enemy of other woman... Look Here... Team is forming up....

Wel.. Junior... Welcum Here..An image 4 u

[Pulkit_gupta]

waise bhi, every woman wants her beloved to love her truly, care for her, understand her, have faith in her n to be happy with her..........that all, nothing elz..............

Dear FeelIT Sis,

Well... Aajkal Nothing Else to ladkiyon ki vocabulary se gayab hai.. they want evrything alse tooo ..


Mausam Behna!

Bas aap logon ne mere bechaare aman bhai ka keema banaya to hum bhi aa gaye... vaise yeh post behno ke liye nahi hai ...

[Pulkit_gupta]

Aman Bhai..

Not to worry... Hum aa gaye hain maidaan me... Mere bhai se panga lene wale ki khair nahi Aira gaira samjh liya mere bhai ko logon ne... Welll Not to Worry.... Hum hain naa aapka standard raise karne ke liye....

[Aman_rahi]

Ab bolo kahan gayi union....mera bhai aa gaya....

[priyanka jain]

Originally posted by Pulkit_gupta
Aman Bhai..

Not to worry... Hum aa gaye hain maidaan me... Mere bhai se panga lene wale ki khair nahi Aira gaira samjh liya mere bhai ko logon ne... Welll Not to Worry.... Hum hain naa aapka standard raise karne ke liye....

areeeeeeeeeeeeeee pulkit ji aapke bhai ka saath dete hue aapne jo attachment add kiya hai uska hum pehle hi jawab de chuke hai... aap humare mails ka kuch naya aur chatakdar jawab dijiye.... here is girls union aman ji ready all through to beat u guys.......

[Pulkit_gupta]

Making a woman happy....It's really not difficult...

To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a psychologist

15. a pest exterminator

16. a psychiatrist

17. a healer

18. a good listener

19. an organiser

20. a good father

21. very clean

22. sympathetic

23. athletic

24. warm

25. attentive

26. gallant

27. intelligent

28. funny

29. creative

30. tender

31. strong

32. understanding

33. tolerant

34. prudent

35. ambitious

36. capable

37. courageous

38. determined

39. true

40. dependable

41. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

42. give her compliments regularly

43. love shopping

44. be honest

45. be very rich

46. not stress her out

47. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

48. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

49. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

50. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

51. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

[shalini]

Aha!!!!Pulkit is persuing Ph.D on gals!!

[RAVI-1-KAVI]

aman this message 4 every my friend
who is going 2 marry
BIWIYO KE UNGLIYO PAR NACHO MAT
UNHE APNI UNGLIYA PAR NACHAO
kuch aiseeeee
.....ravi
.....9422167891

[Aman_rahi]

Pulkit bhai.....

Sahlini bhi key board todne vaalin hain......bach ke rehna padega.....


Ravi dost.....bahut aache.....


ek aur shalini ji aur meri sweet behna Mausam ke liye......


Ladkion ko manane ke liye kitna kutch karna padta hai......aur ladke to bus.....


To IMPRESS a WOMAN

Compliment her



Respect her

Honor her,

Cuddle her,



Caress her,


Love her,



Comfort her,


Protect her,






Hold her,


Spend money on her,

Wine and dine her,

Buy things for her,



Listen to her,


Care for her,


Stand by her,

Support her,



Hold her,


Go to the ends of the Earth for her.


- To IMPRESS a MAN -

JUST SMILE ONCE AND HE'S YOURS

[priyanka jain]

hi pulkit and aman... for u guys...

[Aman_rahi]

Originally posted by priyanka jain
hi pulkit and aman... for u guys...

nice one Cute Cat eyes......

tabhi apna no. nahi diya.....Priyanka what bout this......


EATING OUT: Four men go for a lunch and when the check comes, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.


BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom-a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

[Aman_rahi]

Priyanka....Sahlini.....Mausam.....

kahan ho.....

another one for you......

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Is There Really Enough Makeup In The World

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Cigar Smoke And Its Benefits

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Beyond The Front Page: Exploring The Daily Newspaper

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Telltales Sounds Associated With Auto Collisions

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[KunaaL]

meri jaroorat hai kya kisi koooooooooo



ho to bata dena ... samjho morcha maar liya usne :P

[shalini]

This for u sir jo humesha iss thread ko upar laten rahten hain...

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve(female) called out to God..."Lord, I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What's a 'man', Lord?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster and more muscular than you. He'll also need your advice to think properly. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?"

"Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition."

"What's that, Lord?"

"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."

[Aman_rahi]

Kunal bhai.....

abhi doosre kaam sambhal lo.... tab tak main aur Pulkit hain.....


Shalini ji.....

aap to Pulkit se be jayada speed se keyboard chalati hain......ab tak to kaafi tod diye honge.....


God was in the process of creating the universe. And
he was explaining his subordinates .....

"Look everything should be in balance. For example,
after every 10 deers there should be a lion.


Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of
the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity and
money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and
tension....

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful
nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic
extremes....


And here is South America. I have given them lots of
forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser
lland so that they would have to cut off the
forests...

So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.

One of the angels asked... "God, what is this
extremely beautiful creation here?"

God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of
all.

MAN, my most precious creation.

It has understanding and very friendly people.

A culture which speaks of the great tradition.

Technologically brilliant and with a heart of
gold.....

The angel was quite surprised "But god you said
everything should be in balance."

God replied - "Look at the females, I gave them."

[mausam]

mujhe lagta hain kuch jyada hi progress ho gaya hain is post pe.....shayri ke saare ladko ke dimag aajkal kaam nahin kar rahe ... ab dekho yeh aman ne kitna time waste kiya sade huve seminars topics dhundhne ke liye.....ab ladko ke dimag hi aise hain na.......ladkiyan unhe bewakoof lagti hain par ladke jyada bewakoof hain jo ladkiyan kya bewakoofi karti hain woh dekhne main apna time barbad karte hain............

mausam

[priyanka jain]

hello everybody..

jab ladke ladkiyo ki baat ho hi rahi hai to dekh hi lijiye females kitni samajhdaar hoti hai aur males kitne.......


Wake-Up Call!

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."




hey guys battle is still on!!!!

[Aman_rahi]

Originally posted by mausam
mujhe lagta hain kuch jyada hi progress ho gaya hain is post pe.....shayri ke saare ladko ke dimag aajkal kaam nahin kar rahe ... ab dekho yeh aman ne kitna time waste kiya sade huve seminars topics dhundhne ke liye.....ab ladko ke dimag hi aise hain na.......ladkiyan unhe bewakoof lagti hain par ladke jyada bewakoof hain jo ladkiyan kya bewakoofi karti hain woh dekhne main apna time barbad karte hain............

mausam

Are meri Sweet behna....

ise time waste karna nahi kehte.....ye to apne sabhi bhaioon ke liye nasihat hai......sahayd unhe pad ke pata chale....aur ladkion ko kutch sudharne ka mauka mile....

[Sonakshi]

Why Women Cry









A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?"
"Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged
him
and said, "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does
mother
seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could
say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still
wondering
why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the
phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said:

"When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the
weight of
the world,

yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth
and the
rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going
when
everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness
and
fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children
under any
and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his
faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never
hurts
his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand
beside
him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers
exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman
is not
in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she
combs
her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes,
because
that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

Please send this to five beautiful women you know.

[niceonly4u]

boys are not correct
girls are correct

[Rohin]

Mein khya ji aman paaji, te Pulkit praaji,

Well Aman and pulkit vaise to i know tum akele hi yahan ladkiyon ke liye bhari padoge.

But ab kya karein humne socha ek shot hum bhi maar dein.

Hello Gals,

Kaise hain mizaz aap sab ke?
Kuch jyada hi bhari pad gaye kya mere bade bhai log
Abhi filhal is chote se bhi nipat lijiye.

Aankhein iski button
Magar sagar si nili samjhti hai
Zulf hain iske uljhe hue
Magar kaali ghata inhe kehti hai
Gusse se rehti hai yeh lal
Magar gulabi gaal unhe kehti hai
hothon par lali pot kar
Unhe gulab se komal hoth kehti hai
Bin makeup ke lagti hai chudel
Make up kar Dayan lagti hai
Awaz to ek dum hai subhan ala
Kawe ki tarah kawn kawn karti hai
Aaene mein khudko niharne ki nahi
surat ki nahi seerat ki zaroorat hoti hai
Arre koi to samjhao inhe
Ladkon se panga lena theek nahi hai
Tabhi to dekho yahn is thread par
Kitni baar inhe muh ki khani padi hai



Rohin

[reemzi]

Rohin yaar.....thts very funny but not fair huh!!!! lol

[Aman_rahi]

Originally posted by priyanka jain
hello everybody..

jab ladke ladkiyo ki baat ho hi rahi hai to dekh hi lijiye females kitni samajhdaar hoti hai aur males kitne.......


Wake-Up Call!

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."




hey guys battle is still on!!!!

Hi Sweetheart......

nothing more to say......but don't u think that the man was so much loving here and her wife is just taking a advantage of that.....

[Aman_rahi]

Originally posted by Sonakshi
Why Women Cry.

Dear Sonakshi ji......

are aap to senti ho gayin......hum maante hai....ye sab kutch sahi hai.....magar kehna choonga ki aurat hi ghar ko banati hai aur aurat hi ujaadti hai.....

[Aman_rahi]

Originally posted by niceonly4u
boys are not correct
girls are correct

yes dear even i agree......b'cos in an argument a lady have a last point....and another word of man after that is a start of another argument.....

[Aman_rahi]

Originally posted by Rohin
Mein khya ji aman paaji, te Pulkit praaji,

Well Aman and pulkit vaise to i know tum akele hi yahan ladkiyon ke liye bhari padoge.

But ab kya karein humne socha ek shot hum bhi maar dein.


Rohin

Rohin bhai....

bahut sahi kaha hai..... are dekha inki union to kabhi ban hi nahi sakti.....

[priyanka jain]

Originally posted by Aman_rahi
Hi Sweetheart......

nothing more to say......but don't u think that the man was so much loving here and her wife is just taking a advantage of that.....

hi aman.....

sweetaaa he was not loving.... he was taking his way out matlab woh apna uloo seedha kar raha tha...

samjhe....