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joke of the day - 16th April 2008, 04:45 PM

EHSAAN QURAISI



Ek din, main Delhi pahuncha,
Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta poochha.
Coolie ne kaha: "Bahar jaake poochho."

Maine khud hi rasta dhundh liya,
Bahar jaake taxiwale se poochhaa:
"Bhai saab Lal Kile ka kitna loge?"
Jawab mila: "Bechna nahi hai."

Taxi chhod, maine bus pakad li, Conductor se poochhaa: "Ji, kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?"

Wo gurrra kar bola: "Hargiz nahi, yahaan cigarette pina mana hai."

Maine kaha: "Par wo janaab to pi rahe hai!"

Phir se gurrrraya: "Usne mujhse poochhaa nahi hai."

Lal Kile pahucha, hotel gaya.

Manager se kaha: "Mujhe room chahiye, saatvi manzil pe."

Manager ne kaha: "Rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?"

Room pahucha, waiter se kaha: "Ek paani ka gilaas milega?"

Usne jawab diya: "Nahi saahab, yahan to saare kaanch ke milte hain."

Hotel se nikla, dost ke ghar jaane ke liye,

Raste me ek sahab se poochhaa: "Janab, ye sadak kahaan ko jaati hai?"

Janab hans kar bole: "Peechhle bees saal se dekh raha hoon, Yahi padi hai... kahin nahin jaati."

Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada,

Usne poochha: "Kaise aana hua?"

Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi, Maine bhi jawab diya: "Train se."

Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha: "Areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai, use kuch taja taja khilao."

Sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari khidkiya aur darwaje khol diye. Kaha: "Taji hawa kha lijiye."

Dost ne phir se baday pyar se biwi se kaha: "Areeee sunti ho, inhe jara apna chalis saal purana achar to dikhana."

Bhabiji ek baatli me rakha aachar le aayi. Maine bhi apnapan dikhate hue bhabiji se kaha:

"Bhabhiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi nahi?"

Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya: "Yuhi agar sab ko chakhati To aachar chalis saal purana kaise hota?"

Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne potey ko sula rah thi, Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi:
"
Diploma so ja, diploma so ja." Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poochha:
"Yaar, ye diploma kya hai?"

Dost ne jawab diya: "Mere grandson ka naam, Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye Aur saath mein ise le aayi, Isiliye hamne iska naam Diploma rakh diya."

Phir maine poochhaa: "Aajkal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?"

Dost ne jawab diya: "Bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke liye



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16th April 2008, 05:23 PM

hahahahhahha


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Jaane kya samjhi main useN

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16th April 2008, 05:46 PM

hahaha hehehe hohoho yuN k majaa aa gayaa joke kaa hahaha hehehe hohoho




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20th April 2008, 02:24 PM

Ek Gadha:- Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai.

Dusara Gadha:- To tu bhag kyu nahi jata.

Pehla Gadha:- Bhag to jata par yahan future bada bright hai ...
malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai,
"Teri shaadi gadhe se kar dunga...!"
Bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon........




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21st April 2008, 12:21 AM

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Ek Gadha:- Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai.

Dusara Gadha:- To tu bhag kyu nahi jata.

Pehla Gadha:- Bhag to jata par yahan future bada bright hai ...
malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai,
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Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.

1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7,

36-24-36,
Fair,
Black eyes.
What about yours?

1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

men are men . . .


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8th May 2008, 09:59 AM

Tabyat thik nahi thi,

Tantrik ko dikhaya,

Tantrik ne kaha tum par bhutka saya hai,

Kisi ghor papi ko msg karo tum thik ho jaoge.


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JOKE OF THE DAY
Ek aadmi ek qabr par baitha ro raha hotha hai.
KYon gaye tum ?
Kyon ?
mujhe chhod kar !
Aisa kyon kiya tumne ?
( vo bahuth zor zor se ro raha tha )

ek aadmi aath hai aur poochtha hai ~!
KAun the ?
aapke pitha ?
he says Nahin .
Aapki ma ?
he says nahin .

Tho phir kaun ?
He says
mere biwi ke pehle Pathi



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JOKE OF THE DAY



Doctor:
I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient:
Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor:

The lab called with your test results.
They said you have 24 hours to live.


Patient:

24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE?
What's the very bad news?


Doctor:

I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.


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17th May 2008, 10:20 PM

Ek Sardar ne Pathan ki beti ka rishta manga

pathan ne sardar ko bahut mara

maar kha ker sardar utha or apny kapdy jharty howy

Pathan se Bola


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Ek Sardar ne Pathan ki beti ka rishta manga

pathan ne sardar ko bahut mara

maar kha ker sardar utha or apny kapdy jharty howy

Pathan se Bola


"Fir Khan Sahab Mein Inkaar samjhon"

Safar lamba hai ~ dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile ~ haath badate rahiye,

Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.


" NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE "
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Its not the end of the road dat u c ahead,
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18th May 2008, 02:09 PM

Frog : pathan ka dimagh nahi hota.

Pathan: hota hai

Frog: nahi hota, nahi hota (n jumps in the water)

Pathan : lo ismain khudkushi kerne wali kia baat thi??


Waqt ke jisam ki kharash hoon main
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Frog : pathan ka dimagh nahi hota.

Pathan: hota hai

Frog: nahi hota, nahi hota (n jumps in the water)

Pathan : lo ismain khudkushi kerne wali kia baat thi??

Waah Di...Waah

hehehehehhehe
hahahahhaahha
hehehehehhe
hahahahaha
hehehehe
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24th May 2008, 07:19 PM

ek baar ek aadami bazar mein dimaag lene gaya,
ek brahman se poochha dimaag dega woh bolaa mil jayega lekin 10000/- rupaey ka doonga,
woh aadmi usko chhod aagay chala
ek punjabi mila aur usnay phir poocha dimaag millayga ,punjabi bola 20000/- lageyga
woh aadmi aagay gaya to ek baaniya mila usnay phir wahi sawaal poochha,baaniya bola 40000/- lageyga
aakhree mein usko ek jat mila , usney phir wohi sawaal kiya,jat bolaya miljayga per ek lakh[1,00,000] lageyga woh aadmi jhatka khaa ke bola yaar koi to 10000/-ka,koi 20000 kaaur koi 40000 ka
per tera to sabse mahanga se aisa ismay ke hai.....
jat bolya yaar sabnay to apna dimaag ka istemaal kiya hai par mera bina istemaal kiya huuaa demaagh hai[sealed n completly unused]....



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Caller : I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone . You can speak to me .Who is this?
Caller: I`m Sam Wan.And I need to talk to Annie Wan!
It`s urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what`s this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well .... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident.Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital.Right now , A very Wan is on the way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one is injured and no one was sent to the hospital , then the accident isn`t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i don`t have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I`m Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes you should be sorry. Now you give me your name
Operator:
That`s what i said. I`m Saw Ree...


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Talking I Like.......... - 31st May 2008, 06:24 PM

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heeee ..nice one....................sanash


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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."




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aik sher arz ker raha hon ....


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Question ....arrre yeh pehla misra itna chota kiyon hai ????

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Sadak
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Question ....arrre yeh pehla misra itna chota kiyon hai ????

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Hum Karte Hain Tum Se Pyar Tum Se Hi Pyar Karenge
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Mujh Ko Rula Kar Vo Bhi Roya To Hoga
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“Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.”
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“Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.”(
   
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hahaha hey people give it a reading, i m sure you will laugh, just
like i m laughing. hahaha


Ek din, main Delhi pahuncha,
Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha,
Coolie ne kaha "bahar jaake poocho."

Maine khud hi rasta doondh liya,
Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha,
"bhai saab Aagre ka kitna loge?"
jawab mila, "bechna nahi hai.."

Taxi chod, maine bus pakad li,
conductor se pooncha, "ji. kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?"
wo gurrra kar bola, "hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana hai."
Maine kaha, "par wo janab to pi rahe hai!"
Phir se gurrrraya, " usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai."

Aagre pahucha, hotel gaya.
Manager se kaha, " mujhe room chahiye, satve manzil pe."
Manager ne kaha, "rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?"
Room pahucha, waiter se kaha, "ek paani ka gilas milega."!
Usne jawab diya, " nahi sahab, yaha to saare kanch ke milte hai."

Hotel se nikla dost ke ghar jaane ke liye,
Raste me ek sahab se pooncha,
"janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?"
Janab hans kar bole, " peechle bees saal se dekh rahan hoon, yahi padi
hai....kahin nahin jaati"

Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada
Usne poocha, "kaise aana hua?"
Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi,
Maine bhi jawab diya, "Train se.."
Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha,
"areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai, uuse kuch
taja
taja khilao..
" sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari khidkiya aur darwaje khol diye. Kaha, "taji hawa kha lijiye."
Dostne phir se badi pyar se biwi se kaha,
"areee sunti ho.! ..inhe jara apna chalis saal purana aachar to
dikhna."
Bhaiji ek batli me rakha aachar le aayi,
Main bhi apnapan dikhate hue bhabiji se kaha,
"bhahiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi nahi....?"
Bhabji ne taak jawab diya,
"yuhiagar sab ko chakhati to aachar chalis saal purana kaise hota..?"
Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne grandson ko soola rahi thi,
aath me lori bhi ga rahi thi, "diploma so ja, diploma so ja."
Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha, "yaar ye diploma kya hai?"

Dost ne jawab diya, "mere grandson ka naam,
Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye aur saath mein ise le aayi,
isiliye hamne iska naam
diploma rakh diya."
Phir maine pooncha, "aajkal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?"

Dost ne jawab diya, "bambai gayi! hai, degree lene ke liye"
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hahahahaha

bambai gayi! hai, degree lene ke liye"

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pappu paas kaise hoga ? - 26th June 2008, 09:21 PM

JOKE for the day


It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY
has 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays- 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)- means 30days. Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.

7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

10.Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.

How can you study on that day
Balance = 0

"Then how can a student pass "



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Girl: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Girl: To phir rehne do...
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Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta. He
refused
saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath
nahin
rakhunga
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Agar aap bus pe chade...
ya phir bus aap pe chade...
dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai
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A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce huwa tha tab to ek hi
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aur ab 3 kaise? She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the...

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An old rich man marries a young gal.
Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.

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Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha gaate ho.
Girl: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.

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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate huwe): Nahin sir. Boss:
Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
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Dozakh mein PCO k call rates:

UK. Rs.85/min..

USA. Rs.90/min,

PAK. Rs.80/min

INDIA. Rs.60/min,

Dubai . Rs. 5 per hour..


Waja poochi to PCO wale ne bataya keh Dozah se Dubai local call parti hai ...
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Very Funny
   
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Dozakh mein PCO k call rates:

UK. Rs.85/min..

USA. Rs.90/min,

PAK. Rs.80/min

INDIA. Rs.60/min,

Dubai . Rs. 5 per hour..


Waja poochi to PCO wale ne bataya keh Dozah se Dubai local call parti hai ...
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Jaane kya samjhi main useN

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Dozakh mein PCO k call rates:

UK. Rs.85/min..

USA. Rs.90/min,

PAK. Rs.80/min

INDIA. Rs.60/min,

Dubai . Rs. 5 per hour..


Waja poochi to PCO wale ne bataya keh Dozah se Dubai local call parti hai ...

very funny mujeeb ji nice joke


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Kitni badi mazak hai ye zindagi ke sath

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Hume To Hogaya Dushwar Ek Insaan ka Milna

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Dozakh mein PCO k call rates:

UK. Rs.85/min..

USA. Rs.90/min,

PAK. Rs.80/min

INDIA. Rs.60/min,

Dubai . Rs. 5 per hour..


Waja poochi to PCO wale ne bataya keh Dozah se Dubai local call parti hai ...
ha ha ha.....majja aa gaya dozakh wale bhai ka joke padkar


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