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Talking Long live bachelors...!!! - 28th May 2005, 10:27 PM

Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the only thing in
life!!

--Anonymous

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.

--Oscar Wilde


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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

--Scottish Proverb


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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years.

--Sam Kinison


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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
expensive answers that your
wife will give you for free.

--Anonymous

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Bachelors know more about women than married men;
if they didn't, they'd
be married too.

--H. L. Mencken


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Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for
another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken


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- "A man without a woman is like a fish without a
bicycle."
- U2


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- Marriage is a three-ring circus:
--engagement ring
---wedding ring
---suffering

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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
wonders why.

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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife.


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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.

--Anonymous

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"

--Anonymous

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

--Anonymous

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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then
the mud fell off.

--Anonymous

---------------------------------------------------------------------
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."

--Anonymous

---------------------------------------------------------------------
Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses
to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature
handcuffs....."

--Anonymous
---------------------------------------------------------------------
If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u
let him in!

--Anonymous

---------------------------------------------------------------------
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly
parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was
diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be
praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to
die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir,
I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this
demonstration of pain in is
more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A
child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then
replied "My wife's first husband."

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
over too much, fell
into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned
for a while but then
smiled " It really works ! "


be!maan mohabbat.....!!!

Sal!m.....!!!
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Re: Long live bachelors...!!! - 28th May 2005, 10:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by inspired_humour
Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the only thing in
life!!

--Anonymous

---------------------------------------------------------------------
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.

--Oscar Wilde


----------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

--Scottish Proverb


----------------------------------------------------------------------
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years.

--Sam Kinison


----------------------------------------------------------------------
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
expensive answers that your
wife will give you for free.

--Anonymous

---------------------------------------------------------------------
Bachelors know more about women than married men;
if they didn't, they'd
be married too.

--H. L. Mencken


---------------------------------------------------------------------
Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for
another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken


----------------------------------------------------------------------
- "A man without a woman is like a fish without a
bicycle."
- U2


----------------------------------------------------------------------
- Marriage is a three-ring circus:
--engagement ring
---wedding ring
---suffering

---------------------------------------------------------------------
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
wonders why.

---------------------------------------------------------------------
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

----------------------------------------------------------------------
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife.


---------------------------------------------------------------------
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.

--Anonymous

----------------------------------------------------------------------
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"

--Anonymous

------------------------------------------------------------------
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

-------------------------------------------------------------------
My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

--Anonymous

-------------------------------------------------------------------
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then
the mud fell off.

--Anonymous

---------------------------------------------------------------------
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."

--Anonymous

---------------------------------------------------------------------
Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses
to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature
handcuffs....."

--Anonymous
---------------------------------------------------------------------
If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u
let him in!

--Anonymous

---------------------------------------------------------------------
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly
parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was
diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be
praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to
die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir,
I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this
demonstration of pain in is
more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A
child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then
replied "My wife's first husband."

----------------------------------------------------------------------
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
over too much, fell
into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned
for a while but then
smiled " It really works ! "
nice thans for sharing salim
i read this sumwhere

my wife and i were marrried for 20 years
then we met....


kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayaal aata hai
ke zindagi teri zulfo ke narm chao me guzarne pati
to shadaab ho bhi sakti thi......
ye ranj-o-gham ki syaahi jo dil pe chaai hai
tere nazar ki shuwao.n me kho bhi sakti thi.....magar ye ho na saka
magar ye ho na saka aur ab ye aalam hai
ki tu nahi tera gham teri justajoo bhi nahi
guzar rahi hai kuch is tarah zindagi jaise
ise kisi ke sahare ki aarzoo bhi nahi
na koi raah na manzil na roshni ka suraag
bhatak rahi hai andhero me zindagi meri
inhi andheron me reh jaunga kabhi kho kar
main jaanta hu meri ham nafaz
magar yuhi
kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayaal aata hai

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29th May 2005, 01:03 PM

a lady is on her way when she comes across an angel. she grants him three wishes on the condition that her husband will get ten times more than what she will. the lady agrees.

lady,"my first wish-make me the most beautiful lady."

angel,"do u know this will make ur husband the most handsome person and many girls will die on him?"

lady,"ya, that's ok 'coz i'll be the most beautiful lady and his eyes will be only on me. my second wish-make me the richest person."

angel,"this will make ur husband ten times richer."

lady,"that's ok as what is mine is his and vice-versa. my third and last wish-i want a mild heart attack!"
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Talking nxt time... - 29th May 2005, 08:56 PM

sorry lady bt thts old one..................bring new if u hve any new1

better luck nxt t!me.............!!!


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30th May 2005, 07:45 AM

hey, i know that's old. i never mentioned that's new. let me tell u one more joke (and im not telling its new).

ek baar ek aadmi apni patni ka funeral karke vapas aa rahatha.

tabhi bijli karakti hai.

aadmi kehta hai,"lagta hai upar pahunch gayi."
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30th May 2005, 10:50 AM

Hiya Humnaam,

Cool quotes man. N sooooo full of truth


Luvs,

Salim

If there are no tears in the eyes, there will be no rainbow in the soul

Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you sit down quietly, may alight upon you.

We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly
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Talking thnks - 30th May 2005, 10:35 PM

ohh its ok adarshgirl i didnt knew tht u hve written just like

tht...........thnks 4 sharin the 2nd 1 its funny hmmm


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Talking shukriya - 30th May 2005, 10:39 PM

h! humnaam.......shukriya dost 2m ne shamil kiya

apne aap ko iss bachelors ki success par varna i thought

2m married bachelor ho...........


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Sahi likha hai bhaai ! Zakkas.
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Thumbs up thnks? - 7th June 2005, 02:02 PM

oye yar ye thnks 4 wat.....??? any way u r welkum 4 tht

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11th June 2005, 10:39 AM

hehehehehhee.. coool.... mastttt..salim ji hehehhe
& adarshgall... ek baar aur thanx bol do aur lahi raho...lolzzzzz...


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apne kaha to chalo ek aur baar thanx bol deti hoon pallaviji.

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Thumbs up thnks - 18th June 2005, 11:16 PM

shukriya pallavi........aur haan m very thankfull to you for those

thanks.....................aur haan aadarsh gal thnks aapko bhi fir se.


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Thumbs up thnks - 24th June 2005, 02:02 PM

ohhh thnks ritzzzzz.....it has been surprise since u r seeing my

post even after it has been moved from the current page....


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