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Talking jokes - 18th February 2003, 09:35 PM

hi guys some jokes to relax ur mind


GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
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BOY : May I hold your hand??

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy

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CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour..

PETER : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
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Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Lily : So what do you do?

Sam : I close my eyes.
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It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he
>questioned the prisoner.
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>"What are you charged with?" he asked.
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>"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
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>"That's no offense," replied the judge. "How early were you doing
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>"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
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ha ha ha ha ha


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Exclamation Bahut acchhe - 19th February 2003, 06:22 PM

Hello Sidh ,

how are you? Bahut achha laga aap ke jokes padhke..Specially that aankhein band karne waala..

Aur yeh to kehne ki zaroorat hi nahi ki " Mujhe Ending wala Joke bahut pasand aaya "

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hi shayar - 19th February 2003, 07:59 PM

ha ha ha shayarji aapko humari hi tang milti hai kya kichne ke liye ha?????? ha ha just jokin .....


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Wink cool one. - 26th February 2003, 03:37 PM

couple seating next to beach and romance is in air..

GIRL: will we make luv as you are now even after marriage?

BOY: yeah why not.. if your husband allows me to do so..

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Angry Bakwaas Bandh kar - 11th March 2003, 01:03 PM

Sidh.

Bakwaas Bandh kar. Ghar mein chote bachho ko jokes sikha.

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hi - 11th March 2003, 02:38 PM

hi sidhji

nice jokes

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12th March 2003, 04:31 PM

hi,
all tp jokes but.........i suppose this is shayri .com just reminding u ......incase u forgot shayri .com is for shayri's......anyways thats ur choice .


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maja aaya - 21st March 2003, 12:29 AM

hi sidh,
muje pata n thha, kabhi man aise bhi halka hota hai. aaj pata chala. thanx
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Thumbs up hi - 26th March 2003, 10:17 AM

hi meenaji



hume pata nahi ki isse man halka hota hai ya nahi ..... par atleast i mean shayad ek muskaan to la hi sakta hai kisi ek ke chehre par atleast......


yahi humari koshish thi......





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