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ek ladki ka javab ladko ke liye...
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Talking ek ladki ka javab ladko ke liye... - 15th May 2005, 09:40 PM

ak bar ek ladke ne ek ladki ko chhed te huve kaha...

Bholi si surat aakho main masti dur kadi sharmaye..
aye hai..bholi si surat...

ladki ne kaha...

Kali si surat...hatho main kitli...dur khada chillaye..
chai...chai...

sach kahu aaj kal shayad sabhi ladko ka yahi hal hai...
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16th May 2005, 02:00 PM

One more thing

Ek baar ek ladki aur ek ladka gana ga rahe the

Ladki

Jane jigar jaane man
Mujhko hai teri kasam
Tu jo mujhe na mila
Mar jaaoongi main sanam


Ladka

Jane jigar jaane man
70 kilo hain vajan
tu jo mujh pe giri mar jaaoonga main sanam

Howzat


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16th May 2005, 05:35 PM

Ha ha ha ......good one.....yeh meri sher ka ans hai kya..??
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16th May 2005, 06:14 PM

Chaliye yahin se ek game start karte hain.

Pichli wali post ko answer samjhna.

Ab main ek sher post kar raha hun. Aapko uska answer dena hoga

In this post I favour the girls. But in your answer you will have to favour the boys.

Ladka

Dil ke jharoke me tujhko bithakar
Yadon ko teri main dulhan banakar
Rakhunga main dil ke pass
Mat ho meri jaan udas

Ladki

Kachre ke dibbe main tujhko bithakar
Upar se plastic ka dhakkan lagakar
Rakhungi main naali ke paas
Aana mat tu mere pass




Now its your turn to favour the boys


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16th May 2005, 06:15 PM

I invite all the boys and girls for this game
We can decide the rules later on


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16th May 2005, 09:26 PM

hahahahahahahahaha gud ones!!!!! u both r gud!!! maza aa gaya


Mat pad mere dil ki dastan mere chehere pe aye dost,
Ansowon ke shabd hai behe jayenge...
   
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16th May 2005, 10:03 PM

ok I m ready to start this game...

now I m with boys...

Ladki...

Jane maan jane maan
palat teri nazar
yaha hai dil tera
dekhta hai kidhar.....
jane maan jane maan


Ladka...

Jare mar jare mar
kyu pichhe padi iss kadar
vaha hai gahar tera
rasta hai udhar...
jare mar jare mar...

now ur turn...

In this game every boys have to support the girls and girls have to support the boys......Is it ok???
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16th May 2005, 10:25 PM

Too good.Excellent

Now one from me Song taal: Nahin saamne tu


Ladka

Nahin saamne ye alag baat hai
Nahin saamne ye alag baat hai
Mere pass hai tu Mere pass hai
Mere pass hai
Mere pass hai

Tera naam maine liya hai yahan
Mujhe yaad tune kiya hai wahan
Bade zor ki aaj barsaat hai
Bade zor ki aaj barsaat hai
Mere pass hai, mere pass hai



Ladki

Tere piche hai jo khada mera baap hai
Tere piche hai jo khada mera baap hai
Mera baap hai wo Mera baap hai
Mera baap hai Mera baap hai

Mera naam tune liya hai jahan
Ghunse laat tujhko padenge wahan
Bade zor ki aaj Mukka-laat hai
Bade zor ki aaj Mukka-laat hai
Mera baap hai mera baap hai

Helloooooooo boys n girls!!!!1
wat r u watching for?Common n write here.
But remember the rule
The boys have to write in favour of girls n girls have to write in favour of boys.

Get set go.................


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16th May 2005, 10:33 PM

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! too gud!!!!!!!!!!!


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17th May 2005, 01:23 PM

Thank you sheeluji

Hey moon, can you change the title of the thread so that more people can take part. Still many people don't know about this new game.
And remeber now it's your turn


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17th May 2005, 08:56 PM

wow too good jaindarkan........

Ya i know its my turn but now i cant change the title...
can u call some of ur frnds in this game???

Thanks sheeluji being with us.....u also play this game its good
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Talking 17th May 2005, 10:51 PM

Ladka..
ek ladki thi diwani si
kali si savli si
nazre juka ke
sharma ke gali o se guzar ti thi
latk matk chal ti thi
aur kaha karti thi
"BARTAN LO BARTAN"
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Re: ek ladki ka javab ladko ke liye... - 18th May 2005, 01:53 AM

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ak bar ek ladke ne ek ladki ko chhed te huve kaha...

Bholi si surat aakho main masti dur kadi sharmaye..
aye hai..bholi si surat...

ladki ne kaha...

Kali si surat...hatho main kitli...dur khada chillaye..
chai...chai...

sach kahu aaj kal shayad sabhi ladko ka yahi hal hai...
hehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!

that was good


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18th May 2005, 01:55 AM

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One more thing

Ek baar ek ladki aur ek ladka gana ga rahe the

Ladki

Jane jigar jaane man
Mujhko hai teri kasam
Tu jo mujhe na mila
Mar jaaoongi main sanam


Ladka

Jane jigar jaane man
70 kilo hain vajan
tu jo mujh pe giri mar jaaoonga main sanam

Howzat
jain,
i dont know whether to laught or yell at you for making fun of a girl's weight....but i think i like the laughing option better...so... :d :d :d

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18th May 2005, 10:35 AM

Thanx mukhra ji....

We r playing one game here.aap bhi hamari iss game me khel te to achha lagta......join this game if u can......

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18th May 2005, 06:46 PM

hello...dosto...waise....jhagda to bahut ho gaya..thoda..pyaar bhi ho jaye en ladka....aur ladki ke beech....mene kuch likha thaa...apke nazar......


ladke:jhote tamanao se ghar ko sajane wale,
pachtayega ek din tu dil lagane wale.

ladka: areeb ab pata chala tum itna padte kyuin ho,
meri tasveer ko apne kitabo mein chupane wale.
   
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wow.....its too good yaar....

Achha laga thoda sa pyaara sa padh kar....likh te rahye ga...dost
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19th May 2005, 12:18 AM

well...i dont know if im playing correctly but here goes...

ladka:
chal dil meray
chor ye pheray

uska bhai zaalim
mujko maare woh chuperein

Mera Dil jo dharakta tha uske pyar mein
Ab Dar se dharakta hai uske bhai ki maar se

chal dil meray
chor ye pheray

and i cant think of something for the ladki yet....sorry!!!


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Wow its good mukhra ji....

no prob.if u cant get something for ladki......but its good for ladka yaar.....ur playing correctly..The boys have to write in favour of girls n girls have to write in favour of boys....

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Hi Yaar,
Its a nice game
chalo then i will start ahead..i just received a mail form my cousine .. so adding some part of it to my reply

Boy:-
wo hamari gali mein aaye,bole dil se dil mila lo,
dekha jab mummy ko
to bole jute-chappal thik karwa lo


Na Chaho kisi ko itna ~ ~ ki chahat tumhari majboori ban jaye ~ ~ chaho kisi ko itna ki ~ ~ tumhara pyar us ke liye zaroori ban jaye...............


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1st June 2005, 09:57 AM

good start

Once again I m back to this thread

Boy:
Khuda kare ke qayamat ho aur tu aaye
Mere labon pe hamesha sanam ka naam aaye

Girl
Khuda kare tere ghar ke nalon me aisa paani aaye
teri maa ko haija aur tujhe maleria ho jaaye


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Quote:
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good start

Once again I m back to this thread

Boy:
Khuda kare ke qayamat ho aur tu aaye
Mere labon pe hamesha sanam ka naam aaye

Girl
Khuda kare tere ghar ke nalon me aisa paani aaye
teri maa ko haija aur tujhe maleria ho jaaye


Acha likha hai apne Mr.Jain welll pls tell your name apka id thoda lamba hai and Mr.jain seems to be too formal.......anyways chalo game ko age badhaya jaye

Boy:-
Hum Dil de chuke sanam
Tere Ho gaye hain hum
teri kasam

Girl:-
Hum Bill de chuke sanam
mobile se pareshan ho gaye hain hum
teri kasam

Regards Nidhi


Na Chaho kisi ko itna ~ ~ ki chahat tumhari majboori ban jaye ~ ~ chaho kisi ko itna ki ~ ~ tumhara pyar us ke liye zaroori ban jaye...............


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wow maza aagaya.......gr8 nidhi and jain....too good....
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Thanks munazzah..Pls join us in the game...it is really fun..Mr jain....game age badhayein

Boy:-
Baharon Phool Barsao
Mera Mehboob aya hai....Mera Mehboob aya hai....

Girl:-
Sare hue tamatar Bichao
Mera Mehboob aya hai....Mera Mehboob aya hai....


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wow too good nidhi......maza aagaya......
ya i also want to join the game.....but abhi kuchh nahi aata hai....
but u keep it up......its really good.....
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Boy-
Maine kudrat se yeh pucha
k usne mere liye kisse banaya
kudrat ne kuch na kaha aur waqt thamsa gaya
fir kudrat ne, musqurah ke, muje TERA NAAM BATAYA
DIL YE DIL TUJE CHAHE SANAM

Girl-
Maine kudrat se ye pucha
k usne mere liye kisse banaya
kudrat ne kuch na kaha aur waqt thamsa gaya
fir kudrat ne, BATKISMATI SE, muje tera naam bataya
Dil ye dil, hai rone laga...


uhhhh....i just wrote wht came in my mind...just to continue this game....


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Aree dosto kha gayab hogaye ho?????

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meri v suno - 3rd August 2005, 04:09 PM

munzzah.......... me too favour boys.....


ladki..

batmeez tumhe sharam nahi hai kya...
ghar main maa bhehan nahi hai kyaa.....

kabhi koi ladki dekhi nahi hai kyaa.......
"stupid" kahi ka akaal nahi hai kyaa.......n so on....








ladka


bolti raho..........


main ladkiyoon ke muh nahi lagta................










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i liked the starting ones..


couldn't think of any songs to add

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Hey guys..... good going..
I would like to join...

From Mohobatain..

Ek ladki thi diwanisi....
(Every one knows this proper....)

Kuch theda hojaye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ek ladki thi Pagalsi..
Bahaut ladkon pey woh marti thi...
Bina Sharam ke galiyon mey guzra kartiti..
Kuch bhi nahi kehena tha use...
Kisi se bhi na darthi thi...
Jab bhi milti thi, tho poocha karti thi..
Yeh pyar kyon nahi hota hai, yeh ikarar kyon nahi hota hai..
Aur main sirf yehi kehepata.....

Anke kulithi hogayi band...
Dedaar unka isa huva...
Kaise kahoon main ho yaara...
Yeh pyar mujke kyon nahi hova..
Tu ru ru ru ru ru ru ru,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


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boys ahead - 4th August 2005, 04:21 PM

bass yu hi.....................boys are great n ahead


1942 a love story

ladka:

ik ladki ko dekha to esa laga.................






esay to maine kal "vikas" ke saath dekha thaa
or ye ajj "aakash" ke saath............huuuuuuuuuuuun


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