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14th October 2006, 02:38 PM
Itna khoobsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna qaatil kaise sharmaa lete ho
kitni aassani se jaan le lo lete ho..
kissi ne sikhaaya hai ya bachpan se he kameene ho
astha
i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up!
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14th October 2006, 02:39 PM
Agra ka Tajmahal,delhi ka kutubminar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha
hai Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasam khuda ki,Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai
astha
i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up!
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15th October 2006, 03:32 PM
mana ki dosti ka safar lamba hai
kuch door aap chalo kuch door hum chale
...aage chal k rickshaw kar lenge
astha
i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up!
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17th October 2006, 01:52 PM
Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.
Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley jayein
Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho
astha
i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up!
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11th November 2006, 03:19 PM
tujhe kya pata gum kise kahete hai?
arey tuje kya pata gum kise kehte hai?
arey tuje kya pata gum kise kehte hai?
tune to hamesha cellotape ka hi use kiya hai.
astha
i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up!
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12th November 2006, 04:24 AM
achha sms hai asthaji
thanx for sharing
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12th November 2006, 08:02 PM
thx sandhya
Internet par ladki pataayi
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi
Internet par divorce ho gaya
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya
astha
i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up!
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23rd December 2006, 04:51 PM
thx a lot
Dil ki hasrat zubaan pe aane lagi
tumhe dekha aur zindagi muskuraane lagi
ye meri deewangi thi ya meri nazar ka dhoka
har cockroach me teri surat nazar aane lage
astha
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23rd December 2006, 05:05 PM
astha ji bahut khub sms ka collection kiya hai apne.
कुछ ऐसे पल जिनको संजोना है ,
शब्दों में पिरोना है , जिससे वो हमारी यादों में महकते रहे
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23rd December 2006, 05:42 PM
thx dear
Bus nazaron se dekh liye hota
agar tamanna thi aazamaane ki..
Hum behosh yun hi ho jaate..
Kya zarurat thi HADKAANE ki!!
astha
i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up!
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24th December 2006, 03:22 PM
upar wale ne jub tujhe banaya hoga,
ek surur sa uske dil mein chhaya hoga,
pehle to socha jannat main rakh lu,
baad main use circus ka khayal aaya hoga
astha
i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up!
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26th December 2006, 08:15 PM
aap aap ho to kya aap ho
hum hum hai to kya hum hai
wo golgappa kya tasty hoga jis me paani kam hai?
is se bakwas sms banaao agar dum hai!!
astha
i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up!
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26th December 2006, 10:41 PM
upar wale ne jub tujhe banaya hoga,
ek surur sa uske dil mein chhaya hoga,
pehle to socha jannat main rakh lu,
baad main use circus ka khayal aaya hoga
hahhah good one dear astha
*~*Dhaval*~*....Ek Ehsaas...
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23rd March 2007, 12:54 PM
A RICH old man marries a young girl.
Interviewer(2 girl):aapne in me shaadi karne k liye kya dekha.
Girl:ek to inki income aur dusre in k din kam!!
astha
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25th March 2007, 12:03 PM
macchar maarne ka new style
1 macchar ko pakdo
zamin pe lita do
fir usko gudgudi karo
or jaise hi hasne k liye muh khole
saale ko all out pila do.
try karna
astha
i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up!
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28th March 2007, 12:14 PM
maa ladke se:kaha gaye the?
ladka:gf se milne
ma:Kisliye??
Ladka: Haa bahut kiss liye!
astha
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30th March 2007, 07:13 PM
my new no. is 100.plz msg or cal 4 confirmation.
agar mera servant uthaaye to 2-4 gaaliya de dena.
i m waitin 4 ur cal.
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19th March 2007, 12:11 PM
kaise ho?
maze me?
tabiyat kaisi?
baki anand mangal?
ungli me dard nahi na?
aankh bhi ok?
dimag thikane?
kamaal ho yaar
fir to SMS kar sakte ho..!!
astha
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20th March 2007, 01:41 PM
jab se khyaalo me tkhari tasvir banaayi hai
mera din ko
raat ko
subha ko
shaam ko
dophar ko
has has k bura haal ho gaya hai!
astha
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20th March 2007, 03:45 PM
M_rkh
ST_PID
B_DDh_
D_FFER
BEWK_F
GHONCH_
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BHOND_
Dekha!!
evrythin is incomplete widout "U"
astha
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13th November 2006, 10:30 AM
Apke sms ke Intazaar me humne peena
suru kiya ......
Itani pee... Itani Pee........
Itani Pee....... Itani pee.........
Ki bus Pee te hi rah gaye
"Kya kare Bada Pepsi Jo Hai,
Khatam Hi Nahi Hota,"
Hum Sozte Agar App Hote To Yeh Khatam
Ho Jati............
Apka Intazaar Karne wale :- 997954396(2+2)
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13th November 2006, 09:25 PM
E dost teri dosti k liye duniya chhod denge,
teri taraf aaye tufan ko mod denge,
lekin tune jo saath chhoda,
kasam se teri haddiya tod denge!
astha
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Har Phool Ke........Hello_Dost -
14th November 2006, 10:02 AM
Har Phool ke Ajab Kahani Hai
Chup Rahna Pyaar ke nishani hai !
Kahin koi Jakhm nahi fir bhi
kyun Dard ka Eahsas hai !
Lagta hai Dil Ka Ek Tukda
Aaj bhi Aapke Pass Hai....!!
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11th December 2006, 01:51 AM
Hadiya Maat Torna Pliz......
Pehle Se....meri Hadiya Tuti Huwi Hai
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13th December 2006, 05:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BEWAFAA
Hadiya Maat Torna Pliz......
Pehle Se....meri Hadiya Tuti Huwi Hai
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sum gf's dad did tht kya??? j/k
shaam hoti hai dil udaas hota hai;
aise waqt teri yaad bahut aati hai;
jab bandar koi aas pass hota hai...
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14th November 2006, 01:24 PM
palko pe apni bithaya hai tujhe,
badi duaon k baad paya hai tujhe..
aasani se nahi mile ho tum,
international ZOO se churaya hai tujhe!
astha
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17th November 2006, 06:38 PM
Agar tumhare ghar k saamne koi ladki ho,
vo khoobsurat ho,vo tumeh passand karti ho,
tumeh ishaare karke bulati ho,
tum mat jaana,kyonki uske liye "Main Hoon Naa"
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20th November 2006, 03:55 PM
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
astha
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23rd November 2006, 05:24 AM
hahahh
hhahahahaha
good one...
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23rd November 2006, 10:14 AM
thx
Suraj se acha sitara nahi koi,
jaisa hai rishta humara doosra nahi koi,
Chaahe saari duniya mein dhoond lo,
Mujhsa pyara aur aap sa awaara nahi koi!!
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23rd November 2006, 09:30 PM
bahut acchhe aastha ji... padh ke maja aaya. post karne ka shukriya.
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24th November 2006, 07:45 PM
thx
Galat nazar se dekhoge to har jagah khraabi lagegi,
Aur sahi nazar se dekhoge to
har Sundar Ladki tumeh apni Bhabhi lagegi!
astha
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29th November 2006, 12:34 PM
Ashiqee k liye pair main ACTION ka boot chahiye,
badan par DIGJAM ka SUIT chahiye,
bas itna hi kaafi nahi dost,
dil k saath haddiya bhi majbut chahiye.
astha
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7th December 2006, 11:23 AM
Yu to hum hain brahmchari
jaha dekhi Nari,wahi aankh maari
pat gayi to humari,
nahi to fir banke bharamchari
Next ki karte hain tyaari
astha
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9th December 2006, 04:05 PM
Taarif k kaabil hum kaha,
charcha to aapki chalti hai,
Sab kuch hai aap k paas,
Bus 2 seeng aur 1 pooch ki kami khalti hai.
astha
i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up!
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10th December 2006, 01:38 PM
dear astha kais hain aap?
bahot hi achhey se msgs aap har bar share karti ho achha lagta hai aapke is collection ko padhna aise hi sab msgs sher karte rahiye
take care
aapka dost
dhaval
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10th December 2006, 06:44 PM
thx 4 d appreciation dhaval ..m fine. n wil continue sharin more funny 1's
pyar ke jaam ko aise na piyo,
ki aadha piya or aadha chhod diya,
ye pyar hai pyar.. nahi hai koi vim baar,
jo thoda lagaya or bus ho gaya.
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27th December 2006, 02:28 PM
thx dhaval
koi gam nahi,phir bhi mann udas hai,
koi rasta nahi,phir bhi ek aas hai,
kehne ko hai bahut apne,par tu hi 1 khaas hai,
Zyada senti mat ho,ye sab bakwas hai! Wah wah!
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19th December 2006, 11:27 AM
Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,
hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen,
hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai
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20th December 2006, 10:27 AM
woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the kuch hum aage badhe,
kuch voh aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe,
voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe,
voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi ab hum sadak ke us par the aur voh sadak ke is par thi
astha
i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up!
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