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funny sms - 2nd February 2007, 12:17 AM

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............

I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK

three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.
Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????
COZ the song is HIT......

Sardar wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the
passengers in the
car he was driving..

Darr lagta hai teri aankhon mein doob na jaoon,
Kyon ki mujhe tairna hi nahi aata.
   
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2nd February 2007, 02:42 PM

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,
woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

Test results:
U r a good dog. Now stop barking.


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2nd February 2007, 09:28 PM

thnks astha
   
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2nd February 2007, 11:15 PM

sandhya ji

bade achhe msgs hai khas karke 2nd wala

keep sharing!!


*~*Dhaval*~*....Ek Ehsaas...
   
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3rd February 2007, 06:27 AM

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3rd February 2007, 11:35 PM

Pyari Sandhya!!!

Bahut hi ache lage saare hi sms's...

Thanx for sharin..

aur humesha muskuraati raho.. khush raho..

Tumhari Di...



"Dikha kar khawaab in aankhon ko, De gaye aansoon in mein Tum..
Kaise chalka doo yeh aansoon, In mein bhi To rehTe ho Tum.."

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Sirf Tanu Ki ChaahaT...... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

   
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4th February 2007, 12:19 PM

Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish.
I asked 4 "world peace".
That's impossible, he said.
Then I asked him 2 give u brains.
He said "Let me try world peace"


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8th February 2007, 04:00 PM

sir :tumhe 90% marks laane jitni kosish karni chahiye
student: mai 100%marks laane ki kosish karoonga
sir :kyo majaak kar rahe ho
student : sir pahle shuru kisne kiya
   
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9th February 2007, 05:40 AM

thanks astha nad irvin ji for sharing

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10th February 2007, 05:39 PM

Falling in love is a sweet ambition,
finding true love is a life time mission..
Take my word, follow the Indian tradition
& marry ur dad's ugly decision.


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1st March 2007, 11:10 AM

2 facts in dis world..


1st: u cant touch ur all teeths wid ur tongue



& 2nd:after readin dis ..100/100 stupid wil try 2 do dis


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6th March 2007, 11:58 AM

Maine puchha chand se
"dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin",
chand ne kaha
"saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".


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6th March 2007, 08:42 PM

Smilin is d 2nd best thing u can do wid ur lips...
Ofcourse Uknow d 1st ..
Its Keepin Ur Mouth Shut!


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7th March 2007, 10:32 AM

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute.
If u edit this, I'm still cute.
If u fwd this,u r spreading that i'm cute
& if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!


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