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Julie And Sulie The Tapori Girls -
18th March 2006, 12:02 PM
Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai. Ben
log
maane.........judwaa.
Lekin dono main fark bole to solid. Julie
ekdum
Smart,
bole to jhakaas rapchik piece aur Sulie bole
to
ekdum halki re.
To kya hota hai maloom Sulie thee bachpan
se,
woh kya bolte hain
usko..Stubborn ..bole to ekdam yedi,
jiddi....
rehti hai.
To julie jo bhi maangti hai na...Sulie ko
woh
maangta-ich hai.
Julie ko gudiya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta
tha...
Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta
hai.....
Aisa karte karte bees saal guzar gaya.
To na, Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati ladka
ke
saath
hota hai. Aur Sulie ek fatichar funtoosh se
shaadi banatha hai.
Shaadi ke baad Julie Fridge leti hai baap.
Sulie bhi pati se fridge maangtihai.
Pati salla bechara garibmanus.
Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waaste woh
Fridge
khareed leta hai.
Abhi Julie agle mahine Air Conditioner
khareed
dalti hai.
Sulie bhi jidd karti hai baap.
Kya Bolti Malum: AC nahin liya to khud ko
tapka
daloongi.
Pati bechara aur paise markeet se udhaar
leta
hai aur
AC khareed leta hai......! ..
Ab Julie car khareedti hai.
Suliebhi jidd karti hai.
Pati ka dimaag satak-ta hai lekin phir bhi
saala karega kya,
baap ka zameen bech dalta hai aur gaadi
khareedta hai.
Thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke bus
khareedti hai. Sulie bhi jidd karti hai....
Abhi pati solid bhadakta hai baap.
Bolta hai "Ae item, ab dhimaag ka dahi mat
bana..bahut ho gaya tera
natak. Abhi apun tera ek nahin sunega. Apun
jaa
rahela hai kya, yeda
samjha hai kya, To Sulie ko shorke woh chala
jaata hai.
Sulie lekin apni gaadi bechkar aur paisa
market
se uthakar bus khareed
leti hai......
To Julie aur Sulie apne apne bus main Ek din
picnic ko jaata hai.
Bus ko park karke ! woh log ghoomne phirne ko
jaata hai.
Wapas aake dekhta hai to saala dono bus main
steering wheel gaayab,seat
gaayab, gear gaayab...sab kuch ghayab!!
Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch to bolti
hai...........
Abhi Ekdum simple koschan: Sulie Julie ko
kya
bolti
hai??
* * Ye tu bhol-na * * * * *
* * * Abe soch...... * * *
* * * dhimag kaam nahi kar rehla hai kya? *
* *
* * * Haar maan gaya kya??? * * *
* * * Accha chal bolich dalta hoon: * * *
" NA KUCH TERE BUS MEIN JULIE........ NA
KUCH
MERE BUS MEIN..."
ae bhidu log, apun ko gaali nahi dene ka kya
?,
aur apun ke upar gussa nai karne ka?
Apun ko bhi kisi ne yeh bhej kar apna bheja
kharab kiya hai. Tere ko lage to tu bhi kisi
ka
bheja kharab kar. par apun ka
nahi............samja kya.........!!!.
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BHEJO
WARNA
"r--._,---------.
"_, .c-.------"""
/ i--"
C__J
YE DEKHA? HAI NA?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN ?
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19th March 2006, 10:56 AM
excellent yaar aaditya.its really too good.ek pal ko aisa laga mera saara bojh utar gaya sach me dil halka ho gaya aapki is post se.plz aise hi kuch aur jokes hon to popst karna.yaar pata hai mera dil jokes wokes me pahle nahi lagta tha mujhe bilkul iska shauk nahi tha par aaj tumhari post ne meri mentality badal di.great job man once again thanx 4 sharing....
shaad
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19th March 2006, 11:35 AM
abe, samajh ke kaa rakha hai! jaanta naahi hai humaarko?? jaanta hai, hum na laloo ko chinta hai. ek phonewa ghumaunga na, tera vaat lag jaayega. agli baar se ulta-sidha battery maphik naatak daala na, to phor daalega!! samjha ka???
well, just kidding...
a gud timepass!!
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19th March 2006, 07:30 PM
thx 2 all 4 cute replys
is se bhi bada item aannewala hain bhidulog
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WARNA
"r--._,---------.
"_, .c-.------"""
/ i--"
C__J
YE DEKHA? HAI NA?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN ?
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19th March 2006, 07:37 PM
thx sameer tumhaari mentality our bhi badal jaayengii keep read my posts and replys bye the way adarshgirl is boy or girl?who is adarsh?
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"r--._,---------.
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C__J
YE DEKHA? HAI NA?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN ?
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Bheja -
19th March 2006, 07:40 PM
Upper wale ne tujhe eise bheja,
Ke bina bheje ke bhja,
Kisi ne ye mujhe bheja,
Isileye maine tujhe bheja.
Exellent bidu, Laggga reh
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19th March 2006, 11:27 PM
phir se de diya zor ka jhatka dhire se
it was fantastic keep posting such great jokes
TUM AA GAYE HO
NOOR AA GAYA HAI
CHALO TEENO MILKE FILM DEKHNE CHALE
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sorry -
20th March 2006, 05:50 PM
sorry
replying so late
wow ,mind blowing its really good
but i guess the right answer
keep writing
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masoom dil....
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21st March 2006, 07:02 AM
well, hi aditya ji. im a girl-its understood frm my username. i knw d reason behind ur question n its completely logical. actually, i love talking in "tapori" language n most of my frnds knw it. newyas, if any remote case u felt bad, i apologize for tht.
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21st March 2006, 10:17 AM
nce bidu
**** Nonu****
~*~ EK SHAYAR Anjaan~*~
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hi -
21st March 2006, 10:24 AM
hii bhiduu log our pori log apun bhot khush hogayelaa hain aap sab ke rapchik replys dekhkar bole tou ekdam zakas.iss se bhi bada item aanewala he baap thoda sa sabar karo bhidu log thx again.
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PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN ?
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22nd March 2006, 11:44 AM
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27th March 2006, 09:32 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaamazing aditya.....
its was rocking man.....
good and a really humourous one....
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hii -
28th March 2006, 11:12 AM
thx priyanka 4 sending rocking reply takecare
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4th April 2006, 11:20 AM
its a still number one joke in shayri .com thx keep reading again and agin thx
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24th April 2006, 02:01 PM
hiiiii
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26th April 2006, 01:04 PM
hi
really toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good
keep writing
take care
bye
Mangi thi mene tumse mohbbat ki zindagi
Zindagi ko tumne mohbbat bana diya
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20th May 2006, 02:39 PM
U R ACCENT OF MY LIFE.
ALTO OF MY DREAMS.
IKON OF MY EYE.
INDICA OF MY JOY.
ZEN OF MY TOUGHT.
LANCER OF MY HEART.
SIMPLY UR TRAFFIC JAM OF MY HEART.....................
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YE DEKHA? HAI NA?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN ?
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