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चौथे बन्दर की सख्त ज़रूरत - 11th May 2012, 03:33 PM

चौथे बन्दर की सख्त ज़रूरत है



तीन बन्दर मधुशाला के आगे कर रहे थे विश्राम
सोच रहे थे दारु पीना , पापड ख़ाना ,उलटी करना कितना है बद्नाम
कितना है बद्नाम , गटक कर जाम शराबी कितने नीच हो जाते
आती जाती मां बहनों को इज़्ज़त लूट रुलाते
थोडी देर मे अन्दर से बन्दर बन एक शराबी आया
शीला की जवानी गाते गाते ठुमका एक लगाया
कपडे दिए उतार सडक पे हुआ शराबी नंगा
आती जाती मां बह्नों से लेने लगा वो पंगा
इक बन्दर ने आंखों पे धर लिए हाथ और बोला
देख के इसकी बुरी हरकतें मेरा मन भी डोला
दूसरा बन्दर कानों पे धर हाथ और चिल्लाया
मेरा जवानी शीला की गाना सुन मन ललचाया
तीसरा बन्दर मस्त कलन्दर मुंह पे हाथ धर बोला
मेरी हंसी निकल जायेगी मुंह जो मैने खोला
तभी उधर से चौथा बन्दर किसी काम से गुजरा
उसने देखा तीन बन्दरों के आगे होता मुजरा
ग़ुस्सा आया उसको जेब से सेल्ल फोन उठाया
तुरन्त दिल्ली पुलिस के पी सी आर को फोन लगाया
पेट के नीचे हाथ रखे और जोर जोर से चीखा
बुरा मत करो बुरा आचरण कहां से तुमने सीखा
इत्नी देर मे पुलिस ने आ अपनी गाडी को रोका
मस्त शराबी के पिछ्वाड़े जोर से डन्डा ठोका

कह कोमल कविराए
दुनिआ अगर हमने बनानी खूबसूरत है
तो भाइओ और बहनो , चौथे बन्दर की सख्त ज़रूरत है


chauthe bandar kee sakht Jaroorat hai

teen bandar madhushaalaa ke aage kar rahe the vishraam
soch rahe the daaru peenaa , paapaD Khaanaa ,ulaTee karanaa kitanaa hai badnaam

kitanaa hai badnaam , gaTak kar jaam sharaabee kitane neech ho jaate
Atee jaatee maa.n bahano.n ko izzat looT rulaate

thoDee der me andar se bandar ban ek sharaabee aayaa
sheelaa kee jawaanee gaate gaate Thumakaa ek lagaayaa

kapaDe die utaar saDak pe huaa sharaabee na.ngaa
aatee jaatee maa.n bahno.n se lene lagaa vo pa.ngaa

ik bandar ne aa.nkho.n pe dhar lie haath aur bolaa
dekh ke isakee buree harakate.n meraa man bhee Dolaa

doosaraa bandar kaano.n pe dhar haath aur chillaayaa
meraa jawaanee sheelaa kee gaanaa sun man lalachaayaa

teesaraa bandar mast kalandar mu.nh pe haath dhar bolaa
meree ha.nsee nikal jaayegee mu.nh jo maine kholaa

tabhee udhar se chauthaa bandar kisee kaam se gujaraa
usane dekhaa teen bandaro.n ke aage hotaa mujaraa

Gussaa aayaa usako jeb se sell phon uThaayaa
turant dillee pulis ke pee see aar ko phon lagaayaa

peT ke neeche haath rakhe aur jor jor se cheekhaa
buraa mat karo buraa aacharaN kahaa.n se tumane seekhaa

itnee der me pulis ne aa apanee gaaDee ko rokaa
mast sharaabee ke pichhvaaRe jor se DanDaa Thokaa

kah komal kaviraae
duniaa agar hamane banaanee khoobasoorat hai
to bhaaio aur bahano , chauthe bandar kee sakht Jaroorat hai



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11th May 2012, 04:14 PM

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चौथे बन्दर की सख्त ज़रूरत है.....................


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चौथे बन्दर की सख्त ज़रूरत है.....................


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Awesome..!!! - 13th May 2012, 12:25 PM

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चौथे बन्दर की सख्त ज़रूरत है.....................

Acchaa Likha hai Sahaab.. Good one.


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Ke Sirf Ghaalib ko hai pata,
Radeef, Kafiya, Matla, Maktaa....!!
Yeh Teer-E-Ishq kyaa 'Zindagi' se Ziyada,
Kya Ghaalib ko hai Chubhata....!!!!!
   
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14th May 2012, 01:06 AM

दुनिआ अगर हमने बनानी खूबसूरत है
तो भाइओ और बहनो , चौथे बन्दर की सख्त ज़रूरत है


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