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20th January 2008, 07:37 PM
oh hamari jindagi me kuch is tarahase aye
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4th February 2008, 01:13 PM
hasino ka kafila masjid ki taraf ja raha tha
hum ne apni taraf bula liya hum to barbaad ho chuke the lekin khuda ko barbaad hone se bacha liya i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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14th February 2008, 09:06 PM
hi astha, i read all ur funny sms, they were very funny, keep sharing.
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17th February 2008, 07:36 PM
thx natasha
 Yu raaton ko na jaago, so liya karo Yu dil mein aansu na roko, ro liya karo Baal to bahut acche banaate ho Kabhi muhn bhi dhoo liya karo i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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23rd February 2008, 01:52 PM
Apne husan per itna guroor na kar
sab 2 din ki masti hai.. Tera husan bhi tab tak qaim hai jab tak FAIR & LOVELY sassti hai i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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3rd March 2008, 08:42 AM
Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo
Phir bhi na dikhe agar toh chashma badal kar dekh lo !! i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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1st April 2008, 09:38 PM
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki,
duniya waale dekh kar jal jaate hai, yu to hum sab ko ullu banaate hai, lekin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai. i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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14th July 2008, 04:02 PM
Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega. Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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16th July 2008, 08:44 AM
Koi fon nahi
koi sms nahi koi chithi nahi koi khabar nahi na koi miss call ZOO walo ne kya phir se pakad liya?? i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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17th July 2008, 08:29 AM
U stole my MEMORY-I Excused!
U stole my SMILE- I Excused U! U stole my HEART- I Excused U! But this is 2 much ... mere kutte ki plate wapas kar de plz. i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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17th July 2008, 01:33 PM
Mowka tha suhag raat ka,
Choudabi ka chaand ka. Miya ne akar Begum ka Ghunghat uthaya aur bola - "Begum apto mere Chawthi Number wali jaisse ho!" Begum ne kaha - "Ye aap kya kah rahen hai? Mere Dil ko aap chur chur kar rahen hai." Ruth ke boli - "Kitne ladki aayi aap ke jindegi mein? Mera Number kya hai app ke Dil me?" "Tum to Awwal Number ho" - Miya ne kaha Sunkar Khusi ke mare Ucchal pari Begum Saheba, aur boli.. "ooo Khalid Miya bhi mere Awwal Number theh Par ab to Aap hai na?" Sohar bola - "Ye Aap kya Farma rahi hain" Begum Mushkurakar boli - "Thora Tajurba Mujhe Bhi Hai |
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17th July 2008, 01:34 PM
mere... Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain... Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye.. Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo... Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo... Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning... Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS... Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse! Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found! Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if" Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, Pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, Ho jaata hai server down Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, Create main karoonga Tum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya Kya chaal hai tumhaari, Jaise chalti hai koi cat What is your ICQ number, Aao karein chat Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female, Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga... Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki message Aanna Band Hai....... Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai....... Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon VC aaye to VB mein daal do, VC aaye to VB mein daal do seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai? Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai.. teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya kabhi offline to kabhi online piya Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai |
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17th July 2008, 01:36 PM
unki gali se mera janaza nikla wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla,
unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage, rakhke mera janaza kamine usko patane lage.... |
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17th July 2008, 01:38 PM
school mein ishq ka naya mahaul tayyar ho gaya ,
class ki teacher ko papu se pyar ho gaya . iss baat se sari class ka dil udas ho gaya , sari class fail, aur..... papu pass ho gaya .... |
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17th July 2008, 01:39 PM
tere gham me tadap kar mar jayenge,
mar gaye to tera naam le jayenge... rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaaenge, tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke kukure khaaenge.... |
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17th July 2008, 01:40 PM
arz kiya hai!!!...itne kamzor hue teri judai se...
gaur farmaiye...itne kamzor hue teri judai se... ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se.... |
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17th July 2008, 03:05 PM
arz kiya hai!!!...itne kamzor hue teri judai se...
gaur farmaiye...itne kamzor hue teri judai se... ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se.... |
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17th July 2008, 03:07 PM
kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai ,
aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai, aur maango to inkaar karte hain... |
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17th July 2008, 03:09 PM
Industria sari mere yaar khaa gaye,
Meri Sari jaydaad rishtedar khaa gaye, Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating, Banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye....... |
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14th August 2008, 05:24 PM
Chaiiii ke uthte dhueneeeeeee..... me teri tasvir nazar aati hai
aksar inhi khyalono me meri chaiiiiii tandi ho jati hai |
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30th August 2008, 07:27 PM
patni (gusse me): aaj k baad mai tumse baat nahi karungi
Pati: kya tum goongi hone waali ho? patni: nahi , tumhe behra karne wali hu ! i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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2nd September 2008, 08:39 PM
zamaana us k saath saath chalta hoga
us k ishaarey pe sooraj nikalta hoga magar wo shakhs jo sheeshay k ghar mai rehta hai .. .. .. .. jaane wo kapdey kidhar badalta hoga !! :P i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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3rd September 2008, 03:50 PM
girlfriend-mere birthday par mujhe ring doge na
boyfriend-ofcourse jaan 1 ya 2.........??????????????? gf-khush hokar boli tumhari marzi. bf-magar ye batao ki ring mobile par du ya landline par???????????????????????????????????????? |
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3rd September 2008, 03:55 PM
Na ishq na pyaar na mohobbat yaro
Devdas ki mafik jaan mat vaaro Na Chandramukhi or na koi Paaro Har ek ko dekhte hi line maro |
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3rd September 2008, 03:59 PM
Santa-ladki fasani aati hai
banta-nahi santa-seekh pehle 1 paper le uska plane bana fir use class me uda de, jab mam, poochhe to ladki ka naam laga de. bus fas gayi kudi. |
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3rd September 2008, 04:02 PM
girlfrnd to boyfrnd in faana style
tere paiso ko mere parse me panaha mil jaye mere ishq me teri daulat faana ho jaye........Subhanaallaha-Subhanaallaha |
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3rd September 2008, 04:08 PM
yaad aata hai tere bachpan ka zamana
patli tango par latka hua pazama kamar se makhkhiyaan udate hue aawaz lagana ammi karli hai jaldi dhulana  |
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3rd September 2008, 08:34 PM
Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar ....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhar i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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4th September 2008, 12:32 AM
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YAARO ki yaari pe SHAQ nahin karte, Jab HUM bol rahe ho toh BAK-BAK nahin karte, PARESHAN karte ho jab hum so rahe HOTE hai, Ab hum JAAG rahe hai toh SMS nahin karte nm  Mohabbat ke baad mohabbat mumkin hai faraz. Magar toot ke chahna sirf ek baar hota hai Goodbye SDC Diya |
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4th September 2008, 12:34 AM
musam bada suhana hai bheegi barsaath ka bhi din aya hai a re yaaarrrr SMS kardo ek baarrr kia balance sasuraal lekar jana hai nm Mohabbat ke baad mohabbat mumkin hai faraz. Magar toot ke chahna sirf ek baar hota hai Goodbye SDC Diya |
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4th September 2008, 09:16 AM
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& nice additions there i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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4th September 2008, 05:34 PM
Luv Story :
Hero luv heroine but heroine luv villain but villain luv hero's sister but hero's sister luv heroine's brother But heroine's brother luvs villain's sister But villain's sister luv hero's brother But hero's brother luvs heroine. But heroine luvs villain. Finaly 2 person commit suicide... whos tht? Producer & Director i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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7th September 2008, 02:54 PM
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u. i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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25th September 2008, 11:33 AM
bakriii ne jo laaat maari bakre ko
bakrii ne jo laat maari bakre ko bakri ne jo laat maari bakre ko bakri ne jo laat maari bakre ko phir kyaa thaa bakre ne bhi laat maar dii bakriii ko i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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29th September 2008, 05:12 PM
machar ne jo kata to mere dil me junoon tha
khujli itni hui ke dil besukun tha pakda to jaane diya ye sochkar saale ki rago mei apna hi khoon tha i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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30th September 2008, 07:45 PM
If u feel a bit dizzy &
u r required sumthin sweet, I think i know wats wrong... u r suffering 4m a lack of Vitamin ME! i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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5th October 2008, 02:45 PM
Can u believe things ppl do ??
I was in a mandir. The man nxt 2 me lit a cigar in d middle of d aarti, I was so shocked.. I nearly dropped my beer! i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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6th October 2008, 09:36 PM
sumtimes u may catch me staring at u,
it's not coz u r CUTE. My mom ones told me dat devils have horns & tail. i was jus WONDERING!! i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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6th October 2008, 09:40 PM
Dear Astha Ji
If You Free Pls Cont.me Thxxxxxxxxxxxxxx A Lotssssssssssssssssssssss For Your Sayri A Miss Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Ravi. 9373239492 |
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