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ishq-e-chooha billi - 13th June 2010, 12:05 AM
Adosi ka chooha pdosi ki billi

Adosi ka chooha pdosi ki billi ko bha gya
uski natkhat adaon pe pussy ka man aa gya
usne choohe ko massage bheja
" o my sweet rat I miss you,
mai hun tumhari lovely cat,want to kiss you"
Sms padhte hi chooha bahut itraya
ithlata bal khata khidki ke paas aya
door se dekh kar billi ko aankh mari
billi bhi aise sharmai jaise kannya kumari
kamre me aane ka ishara kia choohe ko
aur muskura gai
jaise hi chooha ghusa billi ke bedroom me,
gapak se kha gai

moral: intercast love khatrnaak hota hai.
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13th June 2010, 10:11 AM
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adosi ka chooha pdosi ki billi

adosi ka chooha pdosi ki billi ko bha gya
uski natkhat adaon pe pussy ka man aa gya
usne choohe ko massage bheja
" o my sweet rat i miss you,
mai hun tumhari lovely cat,want to kiss you"
sms padhte hi chooha bahut itraya
ithlata bal khata khidki ke paas aya
door se dekh kar billi ko aankh mari
billi bhi aise sharmai jaise kannya kumari
kamre me aane ka ishara kia choohe ko
aur muskura gai
jaise hi chooha ghusa billi ke bedroom me,
gapak se kha gai

moral: Intercast love khatrnaak hota hai.
laa jawaaab !!!.......................... :d:d:d

" Mushkil Bahut hai har waqt 'Rubru-e-Haqeeqat' rehna

Jeene ke liye kuch 'VEHAM' zaruri hain ! "

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13th June 2010, 10:31 AM
maza aa gaya sahab......
roz subah ek apni kavita post kiya karo sahab...
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13th June 2010, 11:14 AM
Hi abhinav.

How r u . aaj ki rachana bahut achchi lagi
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13th June 2010, 11:18 AM
Well the moral should be ..........
Don't bite off more than you can chew.....hehehe

and the other can be....'never fall for oldies.....'
   
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13th June 2010, 11:18 AM
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Hi abhinav.

How r u . aaj ki rachana bahut achchi lagi


Pratibha ji, ..yeh rachna Abhinav ji ki nahi hai,..Komal ji ne isay post kiya hai........



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13th June 2010, 11:34 AM
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Adosi ka chooha pdosi ki billi

Adosi ka chooha pdosi ki billi ko bha gya
uski natkhat adaon pe pussy ka man aa gya
usne choohe ko massage bheja
" o my sweet rat I miss you,
mai hun tumhari lovely cat,want to kiss you"
Sms padhte hi chooha bahut itraya
ithlata bal khata khidki ke paas aya
door se dekh kar billi ko aankh mari
billi bhi aise sharmai jaise kannya kumari
kamre me aane ka ishara kia choohe ko
aur muskura gai
jaise hi chooha ghusa billi ke bedroom me,
gapak se kha gai

moral: intercast love khatrnaak hota hai.
its good, but i think u should post this in the humerous section, isn't it.


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13th June 2010, 12:01 PM
bhai saxena ji,
hame aap jaise kadardano ki bhi chinta rahti hai
shayri ki lahar har bandh tod ke bahti hai
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13th June 2010, 12:03 PM
hahahahahaha........ !

Hansne ke liye ......yeh khayal accha hai...... !

jo aru ji ne kaha hai.....gaur kariyega...



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Lag Zaroor Koii Baat Dil Ko Rahii Hai ...

Fareb Kaa ChaDhtaa Bazaar Dekh
Insaaf Se Bastii Khaalii Ho Rahii Hai ...

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laa jawaaab !!!.......................... :d:d:d
housla afjai ke lie shukria zanab
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18th June 2010, 07:21 PM
Meri post kaha gayi????????????????????????????


Shayadd chuha kutar gaya



Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D
   
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