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Mausam Di aur dhaval..

Itna mushkil to question hi nahi hai.. ek line ka to hai..

Di aisa question me kuch bhi nahi hai ki last me kya bachna chaahiye.. jitna question hai aapke saamne hai..

Ab jawaab deejiye..

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4th June 2007, 06:17 PM

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Are..

Mausam Di aur dhaval..

Itna mushkil to question hi nahi hai.. ek line ka to hai..

Di aisa question me kuch bhi nahi hai ki last me kya bachna chaahiye.. jitna question hai aapke saamne hai..

Ab jawaab deejiye..

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humne kab kaha mushkil hainpata tha mujhe answermain to bas aiveh hi ched rahin thi tujhe

25 times(par i knew yeh answer wrong hi hoga....)


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humne kab kaha mushkil hainpata tha mujhe answermain to bas aiveh hi ched rahin thi tujhe

25 times(par i knew yeh answer wrong hi hoga....)
Aapne bilkul sahi kaha ji haan aapka answer wrong hai...

Kuch aur sochiye...

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Priya didi aapne kahaa ek hi line kaa jawaab hai

meraa jawab hai: between 1 to 100 kaisaa hai ?hahahaha


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Priya didi aapne kahaa ek hi line kaa jawaab hai

meraa jawab hai: between 1 to 100 kaisaa hai ?hahahaha


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Very funny.. but wrong answer.

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Very funny.. but wrong answer.

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to mera answer hain any no between ...0....to.....50(ek line ho gayi)


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to mera answer hain any no between ...0....to.....50(ek line ho gayi)
galat answer di/... kuch aur sochiye...



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2..........50 simple.........


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kyaa Priya didi Ghalat^ jawaab kaise ho sakta hai.. aap deKh lijiYe jawaab ko aik baar.. kahiiN aap bhool to nahiiiN gaYe na hahahahaha

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kyaa Priya didi Ghalat^ jawaab kaise ho sakta hai.. aap deKh lijiYe jawaab ko aik baar.. kahiiN aap bhool to nahiiiN gaYe na hahahahaha

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hahahah nahi main answer nahi bhooli..

Lo main answer bata deti hun..

Question tha...

How many times can you subtract the number two from the number fifty?

Answer : Only one time, because after that 50 becomes 48


Chalo ab next question kaun poochega???? hm??



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aglaa sawaal : Apple aur Orange dono meiN aisii kaun sii common baat hai? wo bataaYeN..

~ Dhaval

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~ Dhaval

[hmm ess ka jawaab do din ke baad mileNgaa..tab tak aap sochiYe..jawaab dijiYe aor apneY dimaaGh ko thoRii taqleef dijiYe]

HELLO BHAIAYA
JAWAB DNE KI KOSHIHS KARTI HOON APPKI SOCH KE HISAB SE
JAWAB JE HAI KI DONO FRUIT HAI JE COMMON BAAT HAI
THEEK KAHA NA???????????????


KHUHS REHIYE

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HELLO BHAIAYA
JAWAB DNE KI KOSHIHS KARTI HOON APPKI SOCH KE HISAB SE
JAWAB JE HAI KI DONO FRUIT HAI JE COMMON BAAT HAI
THEEK KAHA NA???????????????


KHUHS REHIYE

APPKI BAHEN
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nahiiN nahiiN kamal fruits ke alaawaa kuch socho..mere sawaal itne asaan nahiiN hote tumHe to maloom hai hehe baRiii khuShii ke saath mujH~e yeH kehnaa paR rahaa hai..Ghalat^ jawaab

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aglaa sawaal :Apple aur Orange dono meiN aisii kaun sii common baat hai? wo bataaYeN..

~ Dhaval

[hmm ess ka jawaab do din ke baad mileNgaa..tab tak aap sochiYe..jawaab dijiYe aor apneY dimaaGh ko thoRii taqleef dijiYe]
hmmmmmmmmmm kya yeh tumhara eng ka vacation project hain orange aur apple ka difference aur common batein???? kya engg mein yeh padhate hain....agar pata hota to main bhi join kar leti...

chalo main tumko deti hoon common batein.....
1) dono fruits hain...(jo tumne nakar diya par mera essay complete ho isiliye firse add kar liya)
2) dono round shape main hain....
3) dono bimari mein jyada khaye jaate hain....(hospital mein log yahin fruits leke aate hain)..
4) dono mein seeds hote hain...
5) dono ki skin hoti hain...i mean chaal
6) dono saath main freeze main rakhe jaate hain...
7)dono ko koi bhi kha sakta hain(bacha budha.......)

bas itna hi agar kam pade to mujhe bata dena.....main aur likh dungi


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hmmmmmmmmmm kya yeh tumhara eng ka vacation project hain orange aur apple ka difference aur common batein???? kya engg mein yeh padhate hain....agar pata hota to main bhi join kar leti...

chalo main tumko deti hoon common batein.....
1) dono fruits hain...(jo tumne nakar diya par mera essay complete ho isiliye firse add kar liya)
2) dono round shape main hain....
3) dono bimari mein jyada khaye jaate hain....(hospital mein log yahin fruits leke aate hain)..
4) dono mein seeds hote hain...
5) dono ki skin hoti hain...i mean chaal
6) dono saath main freeze main rakhe jaate hain
7)dono ko koi bhi kha sakta hain(bacha budha

bas itna hi agar kam pade to mujhe bata dena.....main aur likh dungi

wah!! kya common baten batai hai, freez, bacche budhe, chaal wah wah!! lajavaab


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6th June 2007, 09:46 PM

Are vaah Mausam Di kya khoob bataaya aapne is shaitan ko..

Aur dekho bhai maine bhi ek simmilarity dhoondi hai..

Orange aur Apple dono ka juice mujhe bahut pasand hai..



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hmmmmmmmmmm kya yeh tumhara eng ka vacation project hain orange aur apple ka difference aur common batein???? kya engg mein yeh padhate hain....agar pata hota to main bhi join kar leti...

jee haaN kuch aisaa hi hai didi..aap merii help kar dijiYe ess sawaal kaa jawaab de kar waise aap merii t^arH ziyaadaah paDHaaku nahiiN hai to aap abhee bhee engg. join kar sakte haiN..hahaha der nahiiN huii

chalo main tumko deti hoon common batein.....
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1) dono fruits hain...(jo tumne nakar diya par mera essay complete ho isiliye firse add kar liya)
wo to mujH~e maaloom thaa hii kii pehlaa jawaab yehi deNge aap Ghalat^ jawaab

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2) dono round shape main hain....
hmm Ghalat^ jawaab

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3) dono bimari mein jyada khaye jaate hain....(hospital mein log yahin fruits leke aate hain)..
achHa ? mujH~e to maaloom hi nahiiN thaa..Thank You..par afsos Ghalat^ jawaab
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4) dono mein seeds hote hain...
wah kyaa dimaaGh lagaaYa hai ..hehe..Ghalat^ jawaab

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5) dono ki skin hoti hain...i mean chaal
haaNjee chhaal..maaloom hai didi par yeh bhii Ghalat^ jawaab

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6) dono saath main freeze main rakhe jaate hain...
hahahahaha abhee mujH~e bahot haNSii aaYii aapke ess jawaab par ..Ghalat^ jawaab

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7)dono ko koi bhi kha sakta hain(bacha budha.......)
achHaa khaate bhee hai wah wah! Ghalat^ jawaab

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bas itna hi agar kam pade to mujhe bata dena.....main aur likh dungi
jee didi aapke sabhii jawaab Ghalat^ hai ..ab to aur ziyaadaah Z^aroorat pareNgii jawaaboN kii aapne kahaa bataa denaa isiliYe bataa rahaa hooN sochnaa shuru kar dijiYe fir seY..aur haaZir ho jaaYeN achHe achHe jawaab lekar..Ghalat^ waale hahahahaha

namaskaaR mausam didi:

bahot hi khoob kosiSh kii hai aapne jawaab dene kii..par mujH~e aapko baRii khuShii ke saath yeH kehnaa paR rahaa haii kii aapke diYe huye sabhii jawaab Ghalat^ haii...haha

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dono ka first word i.e. a for apple and o for orange is a vowel



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bahot hi khoob kosiSh kii hai aapne jawaab dene kii..par mujH~e aapko baRii khuShii ke saath yeH kehnaa paR rahaa haii kii aapke diYe huye sabhii jawaab Ghalat^ haii...haha

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hahahah nahi main answer nahi bhooli..

Lo main answer bata deti hun..

Question tha...

How many times can you subtract the number two from the number fifty?

Answer : Only one time, because after that 50 becomes 48


Chalo ab next question kaun poochega???? hm??
aise nahin chalta prii..maine kaha tha na any no between 0 to 50...to 1 to 0 to 50 main hi aata hain na......ek hi to kaam karna tha tumhe sirf tumhe 1 choose karna tha..itna bhi nahin kar saki mera jawab to sahin hi hain


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aise nahin chalta prii..maine kaha tha na any no between 0 to 50...to 1 to 0 to 50 main hi aata hain na......ek hi to kaam karna tha tumhe sirf tumhe 1 choose karna tha..itna bhi nahin kar saki mera jawab to sahin hi hain
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Are Di.... aise thoda hi na hota hai... maine koi multiple choice question thoda hi na poocha tha....

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nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiN Ghalat^ jawaab Ghalat^ jawaab Priya didi.. waise ess baar kyaa dimaaGh chalaaYa hai aapne bahot khoob!!hehe


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chalo ab maiN hii jawaab de detaa hooN..kisii ko yeH jawaab aaYa nahiiN

sawaal thaa : Apple aur Orange dono meiN aisii kaun sii common baat hai? wo bataaYeN..

jawaab hai:"They both are not a Banana" kaisaa rahaa jawaab?? hahahahahah

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meraa aglaa sawaal:

"aik teacher hai aor aik student haii

Teacher: A for?

Student: Apple

[teacher ko theek se sunaa'ii nahiiN detaa ]

Teacher: beta jor se bolo

Student: ?

ab aapko yeH bataanaa hai kii Student apnii teacher ko kyaa jawaab deNgaa??


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Hi dosto
sabhi ko Merul ka sadar pranaam

dosto aaj yaha pehli baar koi sawal karne ja raha hu, abhi tak meine yaha sawal padhe aur jawab bhi sayad diya to diya warna nahi.

dosto aaj yaha se sawal aur jawab ka silsila suru karta hu, mera pehla sawal thoda typical hai bas thande dimag se sochne ki hi jarurat hai


SAWAL :: Do ladki hote hai, ab samajo ki koi do dost, ab aap pooja ji aur priya di ko hi lelo,

dono ek baar bazar jate hai kuch kharidne, aur jo chiz wo kharidna chahte hai uski kimat hai 50 rs.
to unke pas 100 rs nahi hote hai aur wo decide karte hai ki dono milkar ek kharidenge

to wo dono 25 25 rs dekar kharidte hai, jab ye kharidte hai tab dukan ka malik nahi hota hai aur uska nokar hota hai to wo 50 rupye apne malik ko deta hai to malik kehta hai ki ye chiz ab rs 45 ki hai to 5 rs wapas kardo

to wo nokar 3 rs wapas karta hai aur do rs rakhleta hai aur kehta hai ki chhuta nahi hai kabhi aur time adjust karenge

to donoke hisse se 23.50 rs gaye aur nokar ne rakhe 2 rs to total hue 49 rs.

to ye ek rupiya gaya kaha?

23.50 +23.50=47 +2=49
humne 50 se suru kiya tha to ek rupiya kaha gayab hua?

aapke jawab ka intezaar rahega

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Hi dosto
sabhi ko Merul ka sadar pranaam

dosto aaj yaha pehli baar koi sawal karne ja raha hu, abhi tak meine yaha sawal padhe aur jawab bhi sayad diya to diya warna nahi.

dosto aaj yaha se sawal aur jawab ka silsila suru karta hu, mera pehla sawal thoda typical hai bas thande dimag se sochne ki hi jarurat hai


SAWAL :: Do ladki hote hai, ab samajo ki koi do dost, ab aap pooja ji aur priya di ko hi lelo,

dono ek baar bazar jate hai kuch kharidne, aur jo chiz wo kharidna chahte hai uski kimat hai 50 rs.
to unke pas 100 rs nahi hote hai aur wo decide karte hai ki dono milkar ek kharidenge

to wo dono 25 25 rs dekar kharidte hai, jab ye kharidte hai tab dukan ka malik nahi hota hai aur uska nokar hota hai to wo 50 rupye apne malik ko deta hai to malik kehta hai ki ye chiz ab rs 45 ki hai to 5 rs wapas kardo

to wo nokar 3 rs wapas karta hai aur do rs rakhleta hai aur kehta hai ki chhuta nahi hai kabhi aur time adjust karenge

to donoke hisse se 23.50 rs gaye aur nokar ne rakhe 2 rs to total hue 49 rs.

to ye ek rupiya gaya kaha?

23.50 +23.50=47 +2=49
humne 50 se suru kiya tha to ek rupiya kaha gayab hua?

aapke jawab ka intezaar rahega

aapka dost
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malik 45 rupiye apne paas raKhtaa hai aur 5 rupiye naukar ko detaa haiwaaps lautaane ke liYe ..naukar 5 meiN se 3 rupiye apne paas raKhta hai matlab baaki bache 2 rupye dono ko 1, 1 rupiya naukar de deNgaa ..

"kaisaa 1 rupiyaa kaun si baat"..


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Hi dhaval bhai

aapko mere question pe dekh ke achchha laga,

par aapse ek baat kehna chahta hu ki aap pehle sawal ko dhayan se padhiye, mene usmein kaha hai ki nokar 2 rupiye rakhta hai aur dono ko 1.5, 1.5 wapas deta hai to dono ko wo chiz 23.50,23.50 ki giri, to total hua 47, aur wo nokar ne 2 rupiye rakhe hai to total hue 49. mera yehi sawal hai ki wo ek rupiya gaya kaha?

abhi sayad dhaval bhai aap barabar samje hoge mere question ko.

aur dhaval bhai aapne yaha kaha hai ki priya ji aur pooja di dono shopping kar rahe hai to mamu to banke hi aayenge, par mera esa koi AIM nahi tha, khair wese bhi yaha khichai hi chal rahi hai to jane do.


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Hi dhaval bhai

aapko mere question pe dekh ke achchha laga,

par aapse ek baat kehna chahta hu ki aap pehle sawal ko dhayan se padhiye, mene usmein kaha hai ki nokar 2 rupiye rakhta hai aur dono ko 1.5, 1.5 wapas deta hai to dono ko wo chiz 23.50,23.50 ki giri, to total hua 47, aur wo nokar ne 2 rupiye rakhe hai to total hue 49. mera yehi sawal hai ki wo ek rupiya gaya kaha?

abhi sayad dhaval bhai aap barabar samje hoge mere question ko.

aur dhaval bhai aapne yaha kaha hai ki priya ji aur pooja di dono shopping kar rahe hai to mamu to banke hi aayenge, par mera esa koi AIM nahi tha, khair wese bhi yaha khichai hi chal rahi hai to jane do.


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dosto aaj yaha pehli baar koi sawal karne ja raha hu, abhi tak meine yaha sawal padhe aur jawab bhi sayad diya to diya warna nahi.

dosto aaj yaha se sawal aur jawab ka silsila suru karta hu, mera pehla sawal thoda typical hai bas thande dimag se sochne ki hi jarurat hai


SAWAL :: Do ladki hote hai, ab samajo ki koi do dost, ab aap pooja ji aur priya di ko hi lelo,

dono ek baar bazar jate hai kuch kharidne, aur jo chiz wo kharidna chahte hai uski kimat hai 50 rs.
to unke pas 100 rs nahi hote hai aur wo decide karte hai ki dono milkar ek kharidenge

to wo dono 25 25 rs dekar kharidte hai, jab ye kharidte hai tab dukan ka malik nahi hota hai aur uska nokar hota hai to wo 50 rupye apne malik ko deta hai to malik kehta hai ki ye chiz ab rs 45 ki hai to 5 rs wapas kardo

to wo nokar 3 rs wapas karta hai aur do rs rakhleta hai aur kehta hai ki chhuta nahi hai kabhi aur time adjust karenge

to donoke hisse se 23.50 rs gaye aur nokar ne rakhe 2 rs to total hue 49 rs.

to ye ek rupiya gaya kaha?

23.50 +23.50=47 +2=49
humne 50 se suru kiya tha to ek rupiya kaha gayab hua?

aapke jawab ka intezaar rahega

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Arre vaah... Mujhe aur Pooja ko Shopping pe bhej hi rahe the to atleast paise to aur dete.. Rs50 me kya aata hai.. uff... haan agar Rs 50,000 hote to kuch soch lete kharidne ko..

Aapka sawaal padh ke sabse pehle ek cheez to clear ho gayi ki aap Mayank bhaiya ke thread "Pareshaan karne ki degree" ko padhte bhi nahi hain..

Are abhi aap pareshaan mat hoiye.. main samjhaati hun aapko.. vaise samjhaane ki bhi koi zaroorat nahi hai.. aap agar us thread pe ja ke mayank bhai ke questions padhenge to paayenge ki yeh question vahan poocha ja chuka hai.. jiska answer sabse pehle maine hi diya tha..

Chaliye ab aapke question ka jawab dete hain..

Initial Expenditure for frnds.. 25 + 25 = 50

They got 3 back, i.e 1.5 + 1.5

so they actually spent 23.5 + 23.5

Servant kept 2

Thing was for 45 + 2 (servants share) = 47 frnds got 3 back so that makes 47 + 3 = 50.

Lost Rupee went to frnds themselves.



Easy answer...



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malik 45 rupiye apne paas raKhtaa hai aur 5 rupiye naukar ko detaa haiwaaps lautaane ke liYe ..naukar 5 meiN se 3 rupiye apne paas raKhta hai matlab baaki bache 2 rupye dono ko 1, 1 rupiya naukar de deNgaa ..

"kaisaa 1 rupiyaa kaun si baat"..


[par aapke sawaal kii aik baat mujH~e baRii achHii lagii aapne Pooja aor Priya didi ko liYa ess meiN...ab we dono aise shopping karne jaaYeNge to maamu ban ke hi aaYeNge..ess baat pe pakka yakeeN hai mujH~e hahahahhahahahah

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Oye sabse pehle main tumhe bata dun.. ki sirf Rs 50 le ke main shoppin pe nahi jaaungi.. kuch bhi nahi aayega us me.. and secondly.. main apne hisaab ki bahut pukki hun.. dukaandaar ke paise le ke use hi maamu bana dun... samhjhe mamu.

Ab dikhaao tum apne peele peele daant....
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10th June 2007, 09:13 AM

ji priya ji

aapka jawab ekdum sahi hai,

aur jese aapne sach kaha mein mayank ji ki wo post pe aaj tak nahi gaya isliye sayad mujhe malum nahi thi ki ye question waha pucha ja chuka hai.

priya ji aapka jawab ekdum sahi hai aapne sahi dimag lagaya hai, bas mene dosto ko thoda ulta sochne pe majbur kiya tha ki wo total 47 hote hai aur nokar 2 rakhta hai to total 49 hote hai,

par aapne sahi kaha total 47 mein wo chiz jo kharidni hai uske 45 aur nokar rakhta hai wo 2 hai, aur return kiya hue 3 rupiye to khisse mein hi hai to total ho jata hai 50, bas mene kuch alag sochne pe majbur kiya tha,

priya ji meri pehli koshish kesi rahi, jawab samne hokar bhi kuch dosto ko jawab dhundhne pe majbur kiya na?

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Arre vaah... Mujhe aur Pooja ko Shopping pe bhej hi rahe the to atleast paise to aur dete.. Rs50 me kya aata hai.. uff... haan agar Rs 50,000 hote to kuch soch lete kharidne ko..

Aapka sawaal padh ke sabse pehle ek cheez to clear ho gayi ki aap Mayank bhaiya ke thread "Pareshaan karne ki degree" ko padhte bhi nahi hain..

Are abhi aap pareshaan mat hoiye.. main samjhaati hun aapko.. vaise samjhaane ki bhi koi zaroorat nahi hai.. aap agar us thread pe ja ke mayank bhai ke questions padhenge to paayenge ki yeh question vahan poocha ja chuka hai.. jiska answer sabse pehle maine hi diya tha..

Chaliye ab aapke question ka jawab dete hain..

Initial Expenditure for frnds.. 25 + 25 = 50

They got 3 back, i.e 1.5 + 1.5

so they actually spent 23.5 + 23.5

Servant kept 2

Thing was for 45 + 2 (servants share) = 47 frnds got 3 back so that makes 47 + 3 = 50.

Lost Rupee went to frnds themselves.



Easy answer...


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Oye sabse pehle main tumhe bata dun.. ki sirf Rs 50 le ke main shoppin pe nahi jaaungi.. kuch bhi nahi aayega us me.. and secondly.. main apne hisaab ki bahut pukki hun.. dukaandaar ke paise le ke use hi maamu bana dun... samhjhe mamu.

Ab dikhaao tum apne peele peele daant....
hahaha
hmm didi yeH raheN mere daant-->> ab Didi sochiYe aor mere ess sawaal kaa jawaab dijiYe
hahahahaha

meraa aglaa sawaal:

"aik teacher hai aor aik student haii

Teacher: A for?

Student: Apple

[teacher ko theek se sunaa'ii nahiiN detaa ]

Teacher: beta jor se bolo

Student: ?

ab aapko yeH bataanaa hai kii Student apnii teacher ko kyaa jawaab deNgaa??


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10th June 2007, 09:49 AM

HI dhaval bhai
kese ho?

jawab :: Jor se JORU KA GULAAM

teacher ucha sunti hai par student to ucha samajta hai na.

isliye teacher ne puchha jor se bolo. to student bola Jor se JORU KA GULAAM


Mera jawab shahi hai na?

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hmm didi yeH raheN mere daant-->> ab Didi sochiYe aor mere ess sawaal kaa jawaab dijiYe
hahahahaha

meraa aglaa sawaal:

"aik teacher hai aor aik student haii

Teacher: A for?

Student: Apple

[teacher ko theek se sunaa'ii nahiiN detaa ]

Teacher: beta jor se bolo

Student: ?

ab aapko yeH bataanaa hai kii Student apnii teacher ko kyaa jawaab deNgaa??


~Dhaval


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HI dhaval bhai
kese ho?

jawab :: Jor se JORU KA GULAAM

teacher ucha sunti hai par student to ucha samajta hai na.

isliye teacher ne puchha jor se bolo. to student bola Jor se JORU KA GULAAM


Mera jawab shahi hai na?

MErul
nahiiN Merul bhaii nahiiN...A for Apple ke badle joru kaa Gulaam kahaaN se aa gaYa hehehe fir seY kosiSh kijiYe ..Ghalat^ jawaab


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