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*** UFF Yeh BiWiYaaN ***
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Thumbs up *** UFF Yeh BiWiYaaN *** - 8th May 2005, 04:28 PM

SusRaaL MaiN Jo MeKe Se AaTi Hai BiWiYaaN

Sau Sau TaRah Se DhooM MaChaTi Hai BiWiYaaN

KhaNe MaZe MaZe Ke KheLaTi Hai BiWiYaan

JeeNe Ka Jo MaZa Hai ChaKhaTi Hai BiWiYaan

KuCh DiN Tu KhUb AiSh KaRaTi Hai BiWiYaaN

PhiR AiS Ke BaD KhooN RuLaaTi Hai BiWiYaaN

ChoDe KiSi Ne BaaL Hai BiWi Ke WaaSte

KuCh JaMa KaRte MaaL HaiN BiWi Ke WaaSte

KuCh Raat DiN NeDhaaL Hai BiWi Ke WaaSthe

PaaLe Yeh SaB WaBaaL Hai BiWi Ke WaaSte

ItNe JatTaN Se GhaR MaiN Jo AaTi Hai BiWiYaaN

ChoDa TaBaQ MiYaaN Ko DeKhaTi Hai BiWiYaaN

ShaDi ShuDa HaYaat Ki DeKhi Yeh AiBteDaa

ShoHaR HaZaR JaaN Se BiWi Pe Hai FiDa

AiS AhMaQaNa FaiL Ki PaTa Hai Yeh SaZa

RehTa Hai TaHaYaat Woh BiWi TaaLe DaaBa

ChonGli Pe ShoHaRoN Ko NaChaaTi Hai BiWiYaaN

KhaYa ChaatTi Ka YaaD DeLaaTi Hai BiWiYaaN .................................


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8th May 2005, 07:51 PM

chahe aap kuch bhi kahe, par jaan le ki ye aaplog hi hai jo kehte hai "no life without wife".
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8th May 2005, 08:58 PM

i agree with adarshgirl...you guyz can say whatever about your wives, but you know they are a part of life....it was a cute post though


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8th May 2005, 09:05 PM

ya mukhraji. im glad that u agree with me. these guys really tell anything, but not a single day will they be able to live without their wives!
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8th May 2005, 09:06 PM

TRUE! when i get married, ill make sure of that


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8th May 2005, 09:09 PM

100% mukhraji. guys always are like that!
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9th May 2005, 11:33 AM

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chahe aap kuch bhi kahe, par jaan le ki ye aaplog hi hai jo kehte hai "no life without wife".
jee nahi yeh sach nahi hai wife musibaat hai wabaal-e jaan hai hehehehe


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11th May 2005, 08:42 AM

lets see ashgerji what will u tell at the time of ur marriage.
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11th May 2005, 12:13 PM

wife tenssion hi hai hehehehe


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15th May 2005, 12:40 PM

yeh baat aap tab nahi keh paaenge jab shaadi ke baad apko apne kapde tak nahi milenge!
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15th May 2005, 01:57 PM

Ko TaRaSte HaiN HuM AanKhoN Ka KuCh HisSa NaM Sa RehNe LaGa

HuM BhaLe TeRa SaaTh ChuT GaYa HuM Se PhiR Bhi TeRi HaR Hai

To Izzat Hai Izzat Hai To LaDki Hai LaDki Hai To TenSTioN Hai ... hehehehehehe


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oh really?
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oh really?
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jee woh to waqt hi bataega
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jee woh to hum bhi keh rahe hain,


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17th May 2005, 12:36 PM

Experience Holder ho ke Aas paas ke mahaul se likha yeh sab Whatever be the case.. good one !!


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29th May 2005, 03:45 PM

hi adarshgirl ji



humsafar tera kuch aisa ho

rui ya phir foam ke gadde jaisa ho

tum din bhar pyaar se marti raho us se

aur us se koi dard koi asar naa hoo....

hehehe...mazak tha.....


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ghisa-pita mazak!
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30th May 2005, 01:50 PM

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ghisa-pita mazak!
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7th June 2005, 08:00 AM

that is not funny!
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12th June 2005, 10:09 AM

MeRe DaDu, LiKhe SoFtWaRe

BiNa Use KiYe Koi HaRDWaRe

AdarshGirL BaNeGi AuNtY

JaB Tak InStalL HoGa N T ....


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Telephone Par To Bahut Itrati Ho Tum

Mere Dil Ko Bhi Bahut Bhati Ho Tum

Dil To Karta Hai Ke Tumhein Dinner Par Invite
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Magar Kia Karon Majboori Hai Bahut Khati Ho Tum............lol.....


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not funny!!
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lol adarshgirl itna kyun khati ho ?


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hellooooooooooooo?

what do u mean?
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