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Uska level bhi hai..........................hahaha
   
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Uska level bhi hai..........................hahaha
Mera level tum dono se ooncha hai.......

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Naukarani Ne Naaz Se Kaha...
Memsahab Gajab Ho Gaya.
Pados Ki Teen Auraten Aap Ki Saas Ko Peet Rahi Hain.

(Naaz Naukarani Ke Sath Balcony mein Aayi Aur Chupchap
Tamasha Dekhane Lagi.)

Naukarani Ne Pucha, Aap Madad Karane Nahi Jayengi ?


Naaz - ney kaha............................???

Now tell me naaz ne kya kaha ???


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Mera level tum dono se ooncha hai.......

Aj amit ki shaadi hai wo is waqt kya kar raha hoga??????????


Arey haaaaaaaan...............aaj uski shadi hai....

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Arey haaaaaaaan...............aaj uski shadi hai....

Probably he is searching.........................hahaha

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hahahaha...........frst tell me y he'll need tht wht he's searching???
   
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i was talking about ..... SLEEP......... a nice peaceful sleep.

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i was talking about ..... SLEEP......... a nice peaceful sleep.

Khair..............next questions in next msg
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Enjoy the conversation between Lamha and Shaan...

Doctor Lamha : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai ?
Shaan: Doctor saheb.. Pahle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor Lamha: dawai khali thi kya ?
Shaan: Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor Lamha: Arey... mere kahne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Shaan : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.

Doctor Lamha : Abe, dawai pili thi kya ?
Shaan : Oho, nahi doctor saheb dawai to laal thi.

Doctor Lamha : Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya ?
Shaan : Nahi. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor Lamha: Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nahi ?
Shaan: Nahi doctor saheb.

Doctor Lamha : Kyon ?
Shaan : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor Lamha : Teri to sale, to Khola kyon nahi.
Shaan: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor Lamha : Tera ilaaz main nahi kar sakta !
Shaan: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

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Now.............the question.....................Lamha kya boli...????
   
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Doctor Lamha : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai ?
Shaan: Doctor saheb.. Pahle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor Lamha: dawai khali thi kya ?
Shaan: Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor Lamha: Arey... mere kahne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Shaan : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.

Doctor Lamha : Abe, dawai pili thi kya ?
Shaan : Oho, nahi doctor saheb dawai to laal thi.

Doctor Lamha : Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya ?
Shaan : Nahi. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor Lamha: Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nahi ?
Shaan: Nahi doctor saheb.

Doctor Lamha : Kyon ?
Shaan : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor Lamha : Teri to sale, to Khola kyon nahi.
Shaan: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor Lamha : Tera ilaaz main nahi kar sakta !
Shaan: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

Doctor Lamha : Abe teri ....
hahahahahaha.............mera mu dard kar raha hai haste haste lamha ko aise patients milenge to wo bechari apna profession badal legi
   
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Mayaaaaank..................hahaha... Aise patients ko deal kartey karte wo bhool hi gayi...ke wo konse gender ki hai aur in the end ...she herself needed a ..........Doc
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Are you talking to me.................

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Doctor Lamha : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai ?
Shaan: Doctor saheb.. Pahle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor Lamha: dawai khali thi kya ?
Shaan: Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor Lamha: Arey... mere kahne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Shaan : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.

Doctor Lamha : Abe, dawai pili thi kya ?
Shaan : Oho, nahi doctor saheba dawai to laal thi.

Doctor Lamha : Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya ?
Shaan : Nahi. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor Lamha: Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nahi ?
Shaan: Nahi doctor saheba.

Doctor Lamha : Kyon ?
Shaan : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor Lamha : Teri to saale, to Khola kyon nahi.
Shaan: Saheba, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor Lamha : Tera ilaaz main nahi kar sakti !
Shaan: Accha Doctor saheba ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

Doctor Lamha : Abe teri ....

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Enjoy the conversation between Lamha and Shaan...

Doctor Lamha : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai ?
Shaan: Doctor saheb.. Pahle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor Lamha: dawai khali thi kya ?
Shaan: Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor Lamha: Arey... mere kahne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Shaan : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.

Doctor Lamha : Abe, dawai pili thi kya ?
Shaan : Oho, nahi doctor saheb dawai to laal thi.

Doctor Lamha : Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya ?
Shaan : Nahi. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor Lamha: Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nahi ?
Shaan: Nahi doctor saheb.

Doctor Lamha : Kyon ?
Shaan : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor Lamha : Teri to sale, to Khola kyon nahi.
Shaan: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor Lamha : Tera ilaaz main nahi kar sakta !
Shaan: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

Doctor Lamha : Abe teri ....
Shaan: Kya hua sweetheart?
Doctor Lamha : array tumne mujhe sweetheart kaha
Shaan: aur kya....... ab to ilaaz kar do.......

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Doctor Lamha : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai ?
Shaan: Doctor saheb.. Pahle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor Lamha: dawai khali thi kya ?
Shaan: Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor Lamha: Arey... mere kahne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Shaan : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.

Doctor Lamha : Abe, dawai pili thi kya ?
Shaan : Oho, nahi doctor saheb dawai to laal thi.

Doctor Lamha : Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya ?
Shaan : Nahi. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor Lamha: Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nahi ?
Shaan: Nahi doctor saheb.

Doctor Lamha : Kyon ?
Shaan : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor Lamha : Teri to sale, to Khola kyon nahi.
Shaan: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor Lamha : Tera ilaaz main nahi kar sakta !
Shaan: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

Doctor Lamha : Abe teri ....



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Now.............the question.....................Lamha kya boli...????
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Mayaaaaank..................hahaha... Aise patients ko deal kartey karte wo bhool hi gayi...ke wo konse gender ki hai aur in the end ...she herself needed a ..........Doc



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Enjoy the conversation between Lamha and Shaan...

Doctor Lamha : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai ?
Shaan: Doctor saheb.. Pahle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor Lamha: dawai khali thi kya ?
Shaan: Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor Lamha: Arey... mere kahne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Shaan : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.

Doctor Lamha : Abe, dawai pili thi kya ?
Shaan : Oho, nahi doctor saheb dawai to laal thi.

Doctor Lamha : Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya ?
Shaan : Nahi. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor Lamha: Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nahi ?
Shaan: Nahi doctor saheb.

Doctor Lamha : Kyon ?
Shaan : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor Lamha : Teri to sale, to Khola kyon nahi.
Shaan: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor Lamha : Tera ilaaz main nahi kar sakta !
Shaan: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

Doctor Lamha : Abe teri ....
Shaan: Kya hua sweetheart?
Doctor Lamha : array tumne mujhe sweetheart kaha
Shaan: aur kya....... ab to ilaaz kar do.......


shaan................................patient bankar bhi sudhara nahiiiiii..........

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Jaisi doctor waise patient.........................!!!!!

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Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it? ??



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Zainy ji shayad aap bhool rahe ho ki Government has banned smoking on Public places!

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