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1.How do u CUT roads?????
Ans:By LAUGHING....Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"

2.What will u call a person who is leaving India??
Ans: Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

3.What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??
Ans: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).

Quotes..

4. I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

5. Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

6. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa

7. "Your future depends on your dreams". So go to sleep.

8. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

9. "Hard work never killed anybody". But why take the risk !

10. "Work fascinates me". I can look at it for hours

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